I seems that in terms of size one needs to distinguish between length and girth! excessive length seems to be a problem, as PiB pointed out, ladies don't appreciate having their cervixes bashed! FYI, the position of the cervix, depth wise, changes throughout the menstrual cycle. Gobblingirl vociferously protests at deep thrusting, guess everything about her is petite! However, as far as girth is concerned, I have yet to hear of a woman saying 'his tool was so thick he almost split me in half', but have been told that 'slender' dicks are immediately apparent (without even having been seen), definitely not as filling or satisfying. As usual, the standard things are measured by miss the point entirely! So, to all you ladies out there who actually look at all this, lets have a vote; forget long or short, what do you prefer: THICK or thin?
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Lee, as to your dilemma, maybe you should compose a questionnaire for your 'prospective prospects', maybe a along the lines of:
1)Where was Murgatroyds Empire located?
2)Who wrote the song 'Ride my face to Chicago'?
3)Is what you perceive as solid matter really solid or mostly empty space?
4)Is your dick an extension of your mind or an independent entity?
5)Do you view a blowjob as a compliment or a requirement?
6)Do you see sexuality as a shortcut to spirituality or just a way to squirt your jizz all over me?
7)Is the fact that my brain is combined with such a hot ass pure coincidence or a capricious act of the creator?
etc,etc
contact me if you need more help!
Regards
the central scrutinizer
Hi Stamina, here's my 2 cents worth on your original subject:
As VampEC said, fantasy has a lot to do with it. As I see it and have stated before, unlike the male of the species, Woman's most prominent sexual organ is her brain, so fantasies play a different role than they do for us men: when we have them, we want to realize them; when they have them, they generally want them to stay that way, ie fantasies. So, 'single' ladies will readily place profiles/ads/etc on this and other sites with no real intention of actually experiencing this kind of thing in reality! The response they get from just alone all the horny guys out there is enough to get them off all over their PC, without ever having to deal with a real person, what a win, call it 'sexual gratification without reciprocation'!!
the central scrutinizer
Hello there PussinBoots, woman of my dreams, sad to see your post, would be disastrous to loose you, this forum wouldn't be the same, don't know what caused this but it would be a terrible shame! Do realize that there are many (or at least some, like myself) who thoroughly appreciate your valuable, erudite and entertaining input on any and all threads presented! A forum (invented by the clever Romans) is a place were anyone can voice their opinions without constraint, any response thereto is only 'their opinion' and as valid (or not) as yours. Deep down you realize that you owe it to the universal conscious to continue along your ordained path, so don't deny or spite yourself by refraining from comment and/or contribution as we all know you'll be there! You'll read the posts and have something valuable to say, whatever happened don't let it stop you from doing so!
PS: all this in spite of you never having let me know where you grew up in CT, still wondering!
[quote="Dennis_Edwards"]SDMR, I have an opinion on most of the topics posted on these fora, but because my views are mostly controversial I tend to keep them to myself these days to avoid the vitriol of the replies from ppl who totally misunderstand me.
Posting an opinion is not an invitation for a flurry of head blows, mine are meant as putting an alternate concept out there for discussion and intellectual debate but alas......... 
:giveup::giveup:
So I just pop in for some light reading now and again.
THANKS DENNIS, couldn't have said it better!!!!!
:giveup::giveup:
So I just pop in for some light reading now and again.
THANKS DENNIS, couldn't have said it better!!!!! Firstly, some background: The lady in question was exotic looking, eastern but not oriental and of very mixed ethnic origin. Highly intelligent, even-tempered and endowed with a wonderful sense of humor, she was everyman's dream partner. Her only 'quirk' was that on the rare occasion when something did piss her off, it would result in a minute of extremely intense fury, after which she would instantly revert back to her normal self. Although never physically violent, her cat-spitting, blazing-eyed invective-hissing explosions were something to behold. I mention this as I believe this underlying well of passion to be relevant to what transpired. During her 20s she lived with an older greek lover of independent means while pursuing a career in IT, and at some point went with him on holiday to visit his family in Greece. Up to this point her sexlife had been decidedly her immense disappointment all he wanted to do was sit around ant talk greek to his friends and family, while she sat there not understanding a word and bored to distraction. So she goes to the beach every day, swimming and lying in the sun stewing about what an inconsiderate asshole her boyfriend is, and decides there and then that when the trip is over, so is their relationship. Along comes an off-duty french hotel chef and charms her right out of her swimsuit. Aha, you say, the legendary sexual prowess of the Frenchman! Not so, says she, he was an arrogant asshole and a mediocre lover to boot. T'was her intense anger and sense of revenge on her boyfriend that made her focus on sex so intense that it became virtually one continuous orgasm, and for her it's been that way ever since! Which seems to confirm the opinion that a woman's most important sex organ is her brain.
Guys, that's gotta be the essence of a "contradiction of terms", if you're a lover, you can't be 'asexual', ......if you're 'asexual', you can't be a lover, you're a FRIEND (without benefits), period!! So lets turn this into something positive, this site, after all, is about sex, not the abstinence therefrom! Turning this subject 180 degrees, who's had a spontaneously orgasmic lover? I had one such lady a time ago, a young man's dream, as soon as I got my dick in her she just kept on cumming, from what I remember (she wasn't counting) our record was in the 30s. (you could only wish for this one, Pieman and Stamina!) I asked her how this came about, like, was she born this way or what!?!? She told me the story, it's not what you'd expect but if you'se want to hear it, let me know and I'll tell ya!
Naugthy by nature, kinky by choice!
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I am rather impressed by the lengths that Stamina and some others are prepared to go to in the guise of pleasing the ladies . . . . oh, who the hell am I kidding, this is all about pleasing their own ideas . . . . guy's if you can't get it up, take pills, and if you are "not enough" for your partners, get help from a third person . . . .:rotflmao::rotflmao: Now, all of you take a breath and realise that this is just me having a laugh.
True, one gets up to all kinds of weird shit when one has too much time on one's hands! Some just spend their time on forums, others feel the need to exercise their imaginations in a more concrete form than mere words!
The central scrutinizer
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Put some pic's on of your toys, Still waiting for Stamina concept
Hallo daar, would love to put some pics on but the site won't allow pics of just the machines and the missus is still too shy to allow me to take 'action shots', could send some via phone or email though! Checked out the 'Sybian', interesting, would be something in the region of 20 grand with our lousy exchange rate! I'm sure if Stamina and I were to put our heads together we could build something similar for a lot less. Also it's not very versatile, for example, my little darling was born with flat kneecaps so the position dictated by the 'Sybian' would be totally out of the question for her!
Inventive by nature, kinky by choice.
Gee Stamina, another engineer!
I've built a couple of machines over the last year or so, started with mechanical types built with automotive windshield wiper motors, quite effective and relatively quiet but limited to 2 speeds and a fixed stroke. Then I built a pneumatic one, also entirely from redundant car parts of which I have plenty, an old brake master cylinder being the main ingredient. Works on 1bar pressure and produces diverse effects from short/fast to long/slow. Much better than the commercial types out there for big money, however it does require a compressed air source. I drag an 80l air cylinder at 10 bar into the playroom and we've never run out before she 'cries for mercy'! My problem is the electronics, something I know very little about, is there someone out there who can tell me how to modify an automotive flasher relay to vary it's pulse rate and make it independent of load?
Also built a man-machine with one of those latex pussies that I would challenge any 'stud' to survive a minute on 'high' without blowing his load! Currently working on a clit/nipplesucker, vacuum pump all rigged up and working, however struggling with creating variable pulsation rates without the above relay. Blew a grand on 2 vacuum switches which don't work as advertised so I guess it's back to the car junk!
Anyways, let me know if you want to do more than talk about it!
Naughty by nature, kinky by choice.
Oh Stamina open your eyes!
In general you will find that the fat bald guy has a bank account you could only ever dream of and the hot chick has a vacuum between her ears! When the fat guy looses his fortune on the stock exchange, she'll dump him. When she ages and ceases to be so hot, he'll replace her with another! They deserve each other!
And so life goes on........
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I love all natural boobs and I think they all have their merits, this love may have a tendency to be a bit more for the C cub + side of the scale but the way the boobs are displayed gives them their different attributes,
Small boobies size aa through b can be very alluring due to there firmness and then you have a better chance of seeing them in a down blouse or side boob scenario than the larger sizes. the larger sizes definitely have the advantage when it comes to showing cleavage.
The perfect pair is banana shaped firm and about a D cub and then I admire Sophie Marceau's boob, think they are stunning.
Boobies have proved one thing to me and that is that love is blind.
Now do I have to start a new thread for this or may I ask here, how important is it for a lady to have her boobs fondled during foreplay and how sensitive are their boobs to touch?
Don't know about the new thread, also new here, but re 'boobfondling' my experience has been that in general, as she becomes aroused her requirements change from very gentle massage and nipplekissing to firmer handling, even pinching or grazing of the nipples.
Enjoy
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From nothing, no nipples, nada, to humungous DDDs, balloonlike or sagging, doesn't matter one iota to me, as long as they're attached to a kinky mind which can recognize another of the same persuasion! It's the mindset that counts, what good is a juicy pussy or a hot pair of tits when they're attached to Mother Theresa (bless her soul)!
So there's my 2 cents worth, guess that'll be the end of this!
Naughty by nature, kinky by choice.
can I please ask you to explain what you mean by "killing the thread AGAIN" and also 'that will be the end of this"
I'm new to the net, in spite of (or maybe due to) having been involved with computers all my life (database design).
I'm new to this site, never participated in a forum before, posted 2 comments on active threads which thereafter went, like, dead! So I got the impression this was sort of a 'closed shop', wrote the above to see whether it would elicit any response! Thanks for same, shall continue to give my 2 cent worth!
Re mammalian protruberances: notwithstanding the above, I must admit I do have my favorites, it's more a matter of shape than size: they cover most of the chest without being bulbous, have smallish aureolas and prominent nipples which point outwards as opposed to straight ahead.
Re your original question, why don't you start a thread titled something like 'hottest titties on site', let all interested people peruse the gallery and vote for their favorite pair, the party with the most votes can then update their profile "voted hottest titties on swinging heaven 2014"
Just an idea!
From nothing, no nipples, nada, to humungous DDDs, balloonlike or sagging, doesn't matter one iota to me, as long as they're attached to a kinky mind which can recognize another of the same persuasion! It's the mindset that counts, what good is a juicy pussy or a hot pair of tits when they're attached to Mother Theresa (bless her soul)!
So there's my 2 cents worth, guess that'll be the end of this!
Naughty by nature, kinky by choice.
Thanx, appreciate the compliment, Sean, Pieman has a good point, its not the world that's ugly, it's the people therein/on that make it so, mainly without evil intent but due to their own ignorance! Information is the key! Should you want more advice as to your situation in regards to your lady and your daughter, please let me know via the message system as I don't think we should clutter this open forum with it. I'm more than happy to help, can explain to you why, kinda weird but I'm sure you'll like it!
Regards
Wolf
In all seriousness, anger and revenge are negative emotions that will consume you to the point where they will destroy you!
The world is an ugly place, is not a sexual act but an act of violence and domination perpetrated by a maladjusted mind. Glad you're not leaving the site due to this, I don't believe one needs to be an active swinger to participate in this meeting of the minds, merely broadminded and interested in the art of sexuality. There's so much to explore and experience in a monogamous relationship, I feel many people have not pursued this to it's fullest potential before seeking 'outside assistance'.
Focus on the beauty of your relationship, your lady, your kids and your life, you will see your negative emotions disappear and be able to move forward in peace and confidence. Sexuality is the shortcut to spirituality, learn as much as you can about it and use it to strengthen your bond, and soon your current trauma will be a thing of the past!
PS don't get me wrong but I can't believe it took these events and 35 years for you to figure out that the world is a really ugly place, seems to me you've led a rather sheltered life!
As 'woman of my dreams' said, yes, just like the G-spot!
yes, requires a little warmup/stretching at every session, start with something slender & work up (tapered toy?)
yes, results in much more intense orgasms when combined with a hand/blowjob, you'll be amazed
also, the sphincter is an erogenous zone in itself, you don't even have to go as far as the prostate, but you'll want to!
a small enema is recommended before, pleasurable and healthy in itself, poop and sex don't mix!
you may find your dick stays limp due to the shift in pleasure focus, however if your lady starts to play there after you're hard it doesn't happen.
finally, if it wasn't meant to be played with, the creator wouldn't have put the prostate where he did, would he?
you guys wanna know more?
Nawty by nature, kinky by choice.
