Nope not me.......

@caperock1   LONG time no see or hear.........Welcome once again!!!!   ARE you reading Barbra Cartland novels????

@HubblyBubbly.....I just have to say *twigs and berries* this morning???  HOPE you are not drinking coffee!!!!

I had to smile about the men not having  LASTING functioning equipment when expected to perform....(tongue in cheek here)  ladies you ever tried using a nice dildo as the secondary penis??  Although thinking back, one do MISS the special care 2 pair of hands give you!!!!  But if there is never a second male on hand, that dildo can really be of use.

@ stud69_8inch    Well I hope your lovers give you nipple joy each and everytime!!!

@ HubblyBubbly     Nice!!!! Nipple piercings is such a give away really!!!! and such a joy to play with!!!!

I had a BIG problem, once I decided I was more of a *friend*, then I could never think about being sexually involved with that person. I also found over time that MOST people prefer a booty call type of situation. Although the ideal should be *friends with benefits* I would think.

But calling someone a friend comes easy on the lips for most people, I myself are *friends* with a lot of people, but those FRIENDS  pasting in :- Being a friend means that you are part of their support system, sharing in life, laughs and love for supposedly the rest of your life. With your friends you can call them up at anytime and know you will have help in what ever situation that you need support in.  There is a strong emotional connection, something one would go at lengths to preserve and maintain as part of being a friend.   Someone you are willing to care for and prioritize in their life.        These type of friends, I ONLY really have a handfull of them!!!

Someone once told me that we mostly find people in our lives  for that moment in time that we need them, and them we all move on when we do not need them anymore. More like sailing ships passing.

Just read a comment to the Fora and the Gent called/named his genitalia a really interesting NAME. I really had a Big smile on my face after reading it.

Now, If I do remember we did discuss what gents/ladies liked to name their penis and balls and vagina`s some where round about 7-8 years ago, thus made me wonder if we can get the gents to reveal their SPECIAL NAME for their Pride and Joy once again! Seeing as most golden oldies like myself are not commenting anymore.
Now Gents and Ladies do you have a PET name for your genitalia?? EVEN if is is just you using it in your mind and never out loud.
I never had one myself, but I can name a few that I have learned over the years that some females like to call their pussies from really crude to very mild.
Here is a few just to start of....
Female
Pussies (of course)

Cunt (very crude)

Va-jay-jay (My favorite )

Twat (only if I wanna insult someone)

Snatch

Honey Pot

Male

Wood

Boner

Peen

Willie

Dong

Cum Gun

Love Sword
  
Eish there is way way more personalized penis names usually  *Little* so and so.....

NOW what is YOUR special name for your own and your spouses genitalia???
Do SHARE with us!!!

@ tc_pike29   Thanks for sharing, Sounds like you are a fundi on DP, you lucky man!!!

@ compton   Thanks for sharing.... but I would not go as far as to say *all* ladies love it..... as for the guys I have found most men fantasize over DP, but when the possible reality happens...they sort of dissapear!!!

@ swingfantasy   I had to smile, I can just imagine how *Captain Marvel* hid way way inside your body!!! I now wonder if you had just your pubic region waxed or if you had your balls and anal area waxed aswell??  I can JUST imagine your yells if the last 2 were done!!!  Thanks for sharing!!!

As for ingrown hair..... painful I know!! I have found that if you rub a decent skin cream on a freshly shaven /waxed area it helps for the in grow hair....also to use a VERY light scrubbing motion of a soft brush or a softened luffa on your skin after  the 2nd day after waxing....it helps prevent in grow hair.

@Oceantramps   I am sad to say I have found that when one has left the site for a while all ones post goes under Unknown. Even remains that way when you come back and use the same nick. 

Thank you for your kind words. I hope the Fora picks up a bit.

@ Oceantramps   You my dear have nipples for/too torture if you do not have sensitive nipples!!! Lucky you!!! I have found over time, that if you stimulate them enough they will develop some sensitivity. Not for nipplegasms ...but some sensation to enjoy.

@ Adonis   Jy moet rerig jou lovey aan praat oor die *neglect* van `n baie groot erotiese zone wat nie benut word nie!!!  

@stud69_8inch  Thanks for the comment, at least you know and enjoy some nipple play. May I ask what type of play you indulge in?? (What you enjoy)

Oh MY Word.  Re reading some stuff I wrote over time searching for something to re write and hopefully get people to comment on all Fora gain..I had to blush and laugh reading this.  

And Yeah, I remain just trimming these days!!!!!

@ PoohC  Now getting an orgasm while giving a Bj....Now it never happened to me, I only gotten very very Horny while giving a BJ.  I was not too shabby giving a nice BJ, according to some of my Gentleman friends. I am sure there is ladies who is brilliant giving BJ`s.

Gentlemen.....

Soooo  I ask again....  DID/do  you guys ever receive some breast play?? nipple play??? and HOW do/did you like it??  Ladies what about you??? do you like breast stimulation and nipple play???

Seems as if we ladies are rather lacking in the department of giving good FORE play  it seems????

Now sitting here I am wondering HOW MANY Men had /has experienced Nipple play??? From flat out being tongued to light twisting and biting of their nipples??? We ladies sorta expect some breast play as foreplay, but do We ladies do some of our own breast play with our Men???? Or are we just to lazy to explore that sexual venue????

Dead give away when a man likes some nipple play is when he moans if you lick suck or pull on their nipples, physically someone who has nipple piercings , will tend to enjoy some nipple play!!  Well, that is in my own experience.

My own lovey has very sensitive nipples and she does not like me to play with them to much, but she does like me to do some hot and cold  play with them....Me,  I had nipple piercings for a VERY  short time....THAT part is NEVER going to happen EVER again.....

@ Slowvelder   Oh Yesssssssssssssss(...... when a lady squirm under you when you are playing with her nipples (yum) boy she is most likely able to orgasm with just nipple play.

@ Adonis   LMGA, Ja nee ek glo sy Weet...en glo my die dames wat nipplegasms kry se dit is rerig iets besonders! 

Nipplegasm does exists, which only means that it is a fact there is some women who can have an orgasm just through nipple stimulation.

Asking me  how it works? When you stimulate a nipple it was found that there is a release of oxytocin which in turn causes the uterus (if you still have one) and the vagina to contract, which is associated with an orgasm. These contractions brings more blood flow to the va-jay-jay and clit and, for some lucky women, this means an orgasm 
BUT BE CAREFUL if you are pregnant, stimulation of nipples can cause contractions and inevitable birth of your expected baby!

Now we all know,  men also love nipple play, those who never experienced any nipple stimulation is losing out!!!
 Who is brave enough to admit that they love nipple play? and HOW do you like your nipples to be stimulated???

I am totally a BREAST and NIPPLE Lady, (or was) I love breasts, just looking at any breast just does it for me. 
All breasts are different, all areolae`s, all types of nipples every person has a different set. SOME even have more than JUST two nipples....true fact! 
I love playing with them, whether I just love on them or slightly hurting them or outright torturing them, I love breasts!!! (be they on any lady or gent)

To all the ladies (and if there is gents) who lost theirs due to the big CA, you guys are and always be my Hero`s!!!

@ Oceantramps  Welcome to the fora!!!!!   Nice to read something and learn.  I am sure you will have a great following when you start posting more and more topics. Even More if you have a camera demo, I am Very sure you will get lots and lots of requests for one of those!

Great topic, just for those who did read,  Everyone should also remember NOT to forget The Testis worship going at the same time while you do a BJ, both goes hand in hand.....

@ stred  I learn something new everyday.

@ localcouple1234  Man oh man.... tea and scones from a lesbian couple....LMAO,  as for Gender labels,  also a topic I read about and let me tell you I think some PARENTS should be put in a dark room with out water or food....to decide their kid should be raised as *gender fluid*  who in hell does something like that ...LET the KID decide when he/she is old enough to decide what they want to be......

@ sass8021   Pasting in...I've been caught out by the transgender profile, looking at the pic before reading...and that is my mistake

Transgender people sorta is in a BIND if they are busy with their transformation.... it is something they have to under go for a long time before they can say they are now who they are (and always felt they were) Their sex drive does NOT disappear in that transforming time....so where should/would they go for release?? I really feel for them! I do not think they all have the courage to tell strange men they are busy transforming into the female they are. sometimes they just want to have a hug and some companionship, and sherbet, do they become beautiful women!!!!!!

@ PoohC   I can only wish.....  LMAO    Yeah, all those new Gender identifications makes my own mind want to go hide behind a tree.

@ ash  High five to you!!!!

@ ash....any kind of *Papie* you like....LMAO.

I always smile and just shake my head when profiles complaining that  other profiles do not adhere to the *LABEL* they apply to themselves contacting them..like a male who defines himself as Bi-Sexual, contact them for a threesome....sometimes homophobia then really rear it`s heads and the poor man(the female species gets away with this more, and gets contacted to play) gets shot down...and all he wanted was to satisfy the LADY of the couple. Most humans only see/read the ONE thing and not realize that the poor man like the female body just as much as them...and has NO designs on the male of the couple whom they contacted. Mostly it is the males who then shudders just with the thought of a pinky touching his balls.

Reading a written report of an investigative reporter  

I thought I would share....

Creating a label allows people to find those with similar sexual interests to them

Alongside the traditional orientations of heterosexual, homosexual, and bisexual, a myriad other options now exist in the lexicon, including:

• pansexual (gender-blind sexual attraction to all people)
• omnisexual (similar to pansexual, but actively attracted to all genders, rather than gender-blind)
• gynosexual (someone who’s sexually attracted to women—this doesn’t specify the subject’s own gender, as both “lesbian” and “heterosexual” do)
• demisexual (sexually attracted to someone based on a strong emotional connection)
• sapiosexual (sexually attracted to intelligence)
• objectumsexual (sexual attraction to inanimate objects)
• autosexual (someone who prefers masturbation to sexual activity with others)
• androgynosexual (sexual attraction to both men and women with an androgynous appearance)
• androsexual (sexual attraction towards men)
• asexual (someone who doesn’t experience sexual attraction)
• graysexual (occasionally experiencing sexual attraction, but usually not).

Apparently there is plenty more that she does not mention here, but it is enough to think about already.

I have mostly Labeled myself as pan-sexual while I was active on here, Nowadays I am labeling myself as a-sexual. But I might just change it to *gray-sexual*.

 I would say MOST profiles on here should be labeled...Auto-sexual.

Okay people, JUMP in and lets have a heavy discussion on this phenomena!!! Or are you to scared?

Oooohhh    FORGOT to add......

@ PoohC.  NOW GO STAND in the Corner you naughty-naughty little boy!!!!! UNTILL Mommy forgives you......and No SULKING...SHEESH......

@PoohC   Yeah well...... even using a little something-something  strapped on...I could NEVER be that Leather Daddy I envisioned/dreamed to be....while doing a little naughty riding and Hard thrusting in someone`s ass......giving it a little slap now and then growling *Who`s YOOOOOOOOUR  Daddy????*  (wink...wink)

High five to ALL  Leather Daddies!!!!

As a retired Dominatrix, I frequently had request of people wanting me to be their Mommy. I how ever never found this kind of play something that I would enjoy. It how ever was not a hard limit, just not something I was interested in.

General information to ANYONE NOT knowing what you mean by being a Little.

People, IT IS NOT couples or a person who wants an   relationship, it's a play between two consenting adults. The Daddy takes the role of the caregiver, the one who dominates and disciplines the little. The Daddy takes the role of the caregiver, the one who dominates and disciplines the little. The Little Girl/Boy is a submissive, he/she takes a role of silly, bratty boy/girl, who likes to cuddle, play with toys, follow the rules, break them, be punished and so on.  

It is never something written in black and white, there is so many methods and ages a couple can decide on in their play, I for one cannot say this and that is the right thing. It can be from ages from a baby to teenagers. Although Adult Babies practice is known as Infantilism. A Adult Baby vastly differs from  a Little play. Any age play can be VERY vanilla with NO sex to very hardcore. Each couple must decide on what works for them.

@PoohC  Well, I fell back from sexpert to warming the bed when I closed my first account and rejoined last year again...(snik snik...)  LMAO....well hopefully the Fora picks up this year.

Like sexysam says...posting and commenting in the Fora will make you a sexpert  soon enough. I am not sure I will reach that level again.

@ Ash... Nice *seeing* you again.....

Nope... I have given up this time around...People JUST don`t read your written profile...they perv pics, then on the basis of that, they sent the usual....."I saw your profile, I Would Like to Know More"    as PoohC says.... or they are just lazy...they want to see if you will answer them with "Hi"  I used to answer BACK with a *Hi* back and then there is a overly quiet...after wards.......just saying....seemed/s to be people do NOT know how to write/spell anymore...

Now a days,  I just ignore those mails....after all,  I do STATE in my written profile...I am NOT active....I am NOT meeting.. I am only trolling on here, PAYING,  just for the Fora.....and I will NOT answer the above kind of mails......so anyone who think I am rude,  the joke is on them!!!!!

@ sexysam69    aaaah Thanks for making things clear.  I did not go to a *friends* profile just my own, thus could not see the vouch method that is new.  

Hope your info will help those that is wondering about things.

Ahhh  White undies!!!!    Okay, I immediately think cleanliness, and virginity when I see white undies.  BUT as we all know virginity is really something like finding a unicorn these days. And YEAH when wet..it most certainly is see through.....

I personally preferred black, red undies when I wanted to be/appear *sexy*. These days as you all know...being OLD and Crappy and such.....it is bloomers and all in beige!!!!!

As for you *looking* bigger in your white undies in your profile photo....  Yeah, it sure looks like a nice handful!!!

@ HotSter

Vouching and Verifying is TWO different things.  

To vouch for someone is when someone who asks for your opinion about a person whom they have NEVER met or played with before, from someone who has verified that same person. It usually is done via private mail and should be done with consent really! Which does NOT really happen. I did go and check if I could see the *vouch* section under *friends* on my profile but could not see  any. I could however see the verification section.

Verifying someone is easy, but has RULES (even if not spelled out)......  YOU have to have MET in person, not necessarily have played with that person just met them/him/her in person and gotten to know them. You can go to their profile and click verify and then it will show up under their completed profile, with your profile name to indicate that you HAVE met them and saying they are the real deal.

@ XGalik... yum... THE PENIS  smorgasbord IS alive!!!!!  Yipeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! 

Man, I do have to APOLOGIZE... I give Alzheimer the blame.....  Anyway  when I spoke about vouching...I meant verified or verifying...Vouching I KNOW can be embezzled!!!!  As it is private between to couples or people....but verifying is NOT. it is where people really has to have met you to verify that you are the *real* deal!!!!