I have a few unfortunately ....
(!) "Hi can we meet in a McDonalds loo"
(2) "Age is but a number" ... (lolol really? Not what you body says or shows)
(3) "Hi, may I see your pics"
As a lady who loives the flirting, build up, conversaton and getting to know people, I don't get why others don't get that great sex is 90% in the brain .. for me anyway :-)