Its Friday whooo hooo and what better way to celebrate than with a giggle.
This week i would love to know your best and worst chat up lines and if any of them were ever effective, Please do not hold back.
I recently caught my friend using the following chat up line - If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous. and it got me thinking Do ladies also use chat up lines and are they just as effective as when a man uses them?
Sarah xxx
Its all in the interpretation. Like when a lady tells me to "Take a hike", I interpret that to mean she wants to go or a nice romantic stroll along the beach.
I have a few unfortunately ....
(!) "Hi can we meet in a McDonalds loo"
(2) "Age is but a number" ... (lolol really? Not what you body says or shows)
(3) "Hi, may I see your pics"
As a lady who loives the flirting, build up, conversaton and getting to know people, I don't get why others don't get that great sex is 90% in the brain .. for me anyway :-)
Worst pick up line ever, we were in Poizon... " I saw you looking at my big cock, you know you want this" I ran!
Best ever was a guy that said " I don't want anything from you. But just wanted to tell you that you have the most beautiful smile I've ever seen. I'm so drawn to you, you ooze sex appeal, you're stunning."
Guess who got some lol
So no sex for the first 3 dates???
Hi Sheila,
want to fuck
O OK you smooth talking man
Hi Sheila
Want to fuck
No
Ok do you mind lying still while I do