Quote by 2some4fun
Sorry Pooh-C. We agree with the Valentines on this. The adage is Once Bitten - Twice Shy. We are 3 times bitten. The amount of people clinging to their glory days is horrendous. Couples and singles yearning for the days before Uber eats. When they actually made it to a gym and did a work out once or thrice a week instead of ordering in fast food daily and fondly remember the days when they were in shape and that shape wasn't a circle. Or the couples that maintain some sort of daily skin care regimen to ensure that father time hasnt changed that once soft and sensual skin to hard, grainy, coarse leather. And the problem with many of those people... they send you the pics they took in their prime. And have no qualms about passing them off as their "present day" templates.
We've been caught by 3 of those couples. Pitching up at a bar/resturant to meet and struggling to recognise the people/person that eventually presents themselves. Their Mr sits down and we disciver to our horror, he has let himself go. And while he may have been a model in his heyday - now he'd only be hired to represent the before picture in a Fat Busters commercial. Or their Mrs sits down and we recoil as we see that she was the unfortunate recipient of a case of severe fever blisters. Spending most of her evening dabbing the ooze emanating from the 4 open sores on her lower lip. Imagine pitching at a hotel you've paid for and Shrek and Fiona arrive. Or worse Mrs Large and Mr Larger. Thats why we meet first face to face to test real world chemistries. Then and only then do we commit to something carnal.
WHO the Hell are you meeting. Lol
We do Video Call the Couples/Singles When we are making the final arrangements, so that sort of gets rid of the bullshitters.
I try not judge people by their weight or are after a swinging experience I had with my ex girlfriend and a couple that She had arranged for us to play with.
I was not in the mood to go and play with her or anyone else (it was nearing the end of our relationship)
We met at this couples house in pretoria and the surprise I got when I saw them was "Life Changing".. Lol
The couple must have been in their late 60's early 70's. There were knitted doilies everywhere and pictures of their grandkids all over the place. The lady was very Large and her husband was very skinny.
My Girlfriend immediately changed her mind about playing and faked having her period. I didn't want to be rude and just leave because I would of felt bad for them, so I just thought "Fuckit I'm here already, let me make the most of it"..
Let be 100% Honest... it was some of the best sex I have ever had. It was also the first time that I tried DP. I'm glad I didn't judge a book by its cover and leave, otherwise I would of missed out on an awesome experience.
There has to be some sexual attraction obviously, but what I have learnt over the years is "Every Woman is SEXY, It's up to the person that's playing with her to bring that Sexyness out of her" ...
And the Sexiest thing a woman can wear or have is Confidence... I don't care what a woman looks like, if she is confident.... She will Ooze Sex Appeal!
