So I recently & Accidently Came across Our Profile (NO, Not like that...) & I realised that we hadn't updated our bio for 5 years! Allot of SH!T has changed since then... So I decided to give you guys and girls the updated version of POOH-C™.

So some things in our profile remain the same a few things were Deleted for ever & a whole lot of new things we liked were added.

So we are a fun couple good looking open minded kinky couple that enjoy long walks on the beach after Anal... bla bla bla (Insert Generic Copied Intro Here)

Let me start this again...

We are a couple She 42 Bi (Hotter then a bag full of Tits) He is 37 Straight and (Kinkier then last year's Christmas Lights). If you want to know more of what we look like just look at our pictures... See how easy that was.

We are looking for Couples & Singles both Male & Female the more the merrier....

We DO NOT want to meet first & go on "The Worlds Most Awkward 1st Date" To see if we click .... We are all Adults & are on this website for the same reason. (This is not Christian Love Match Finder) The reason why we also don't like to meet first is in case we might like you... We would also prefer if you didn't like us at all when we get together & swop orgasms. (The sex is better if you don't like the other person)

After that we can become pen pals or whatever.

So as our Generic intro mentioned we are a Very Open Minded Kinky Couple (within reason) that are into...

Let's put it this way (So we don't scare you awày). He has a Very Overactive Kinky Weird Imagination as welll as general thought pattern. We are into Everything we Shouldn't Be! We also have a "Policy" to TRY EVERYTHING 17 TIMES! Cause after 17 times you will know for sure if you like it or not Lol! So we are always keen to try new experiences and different situations.

She likes to play the more submissive role, she likes being tied up and blindfolded, and being teased by both woman and men sucking, fondling touching etc

He likes to make sure she is happy & being pleasured. He also has a bit of a Shoe Fetish (obsession).

SINGLE MALES (Read This)

I am really rooting for you guys and I honestly would love if you could be part of our play dates (with 4 of your friends) i honestly want you guys to F#ck My HOTWIFE so I've sort of come up with a Guide (Cheatsheet) with Tips & Advice to Help you guys get laid.

• Having a BIG DICK does not Guarantee that we will make contact with you. BUT it might help a bit ..

• Nothing is more of a Turn off & Deal breaker then sending us a *Wink* or a "I'd like to know more" email. It just shows us, if that's the amount of effort you put in introducing yourself how much effort will you put in when you come over and play....

Tip: The reason why You don't get laid more is due to You being Dumb & Lazy by sending either one of those.

• Also sending a message that just says HI is pointless. Do you honestly think that is going to be enough effort and all you must do is sit back and wait for the husband to beg you to come shag his wife?

Fact: We are not there to Entertain You ... The reason why you have been contacted at all is for our entertainment...

• We are also not looking for long Essay emails either. Just imagine this as the JOB Interview of your life... You have a couple of minutes (lines in an email ) to Sell Yourself & separate yourself from the other 500 guys applying for the same job. (In this case the job I'm referring to is "The Best Blow-Job of Your Life... & Play dates that will turn Harikrishna into a Bad Boy! Trust Me, Afterwards you will be "POOH-C™ Whipped!" So impress us!

• NO! She does not want a gentle full body massage or a romantic bubble bath while listening to Kenny G. She would prefer to Need a Massage after our play session.

• Guys please do not be so POLITE & GENTLE. There is a big difference between having Respect & being Polite. It's very hard to have a Good time when you keep stopping to ask her if she is ok & are you hurting her. If there is a problem she will let you know... She would prefer the Camel Man then a Boy scout. Also If you don't know what Respect is, I will teach you some...!

Fact: Married/Involved MEN We couldn't care less if you are involved with someone. What you chose to do in your relationship has Nothing to do with us, that is your business. This goes for married ladies as well. So there is no reason to try make up stories etc. That's why it's called NSA.

On the same note (as clever as you think it is) those single guys pretending to be a couple on this site, Its probably damaging your chances of ever getting laid once people see though the bullshit. Like when your wife couldn't make it to a play date because of work but she wants you to still go and have fun story... You stand more chance as a single guy then you ever will as a lying C#NT that has tried to insult peoples intelligence by lying to them and wasting their time.

Finally: If you are finally chosen after successfully out shinning 500 other Males & a play date is arranged & details are agreed upon by everyone & You realise you don't actually have the balls that you were pretending to have, so you decide to just not pitch... thus f#cking up everyone else's plans, will be your Single Biggest Cock Block Of Your Life!

There is nothing wrong with being nervous or a newbie or maybe you are not as into this lifestyle as you thought you were, thats cool. You wont be judged. Just step aside so the bid kids can come and play. But DONT MAKE ARRANGEMENTS that YOU have NO INTENTIONS of EVER KEEPING! FYI Allot of planning & time goes into setting up a play date as well as financial outlay, so if you F#ck us around You won't be Black Balled instead You will be "BLUE BALLED" on this website. 

I will make sure that every Couple & Single Woman on this Site (Country Wide) know that you are a Bullshitting Time Waster, That has the Smallest Cock ever and that you managed to Give My Wife the Worst Sexual Experience of her Life. Even though it Only Lasted all of 2 seconds the Emotional Scars will last many years.

Guys if you want to have a "Play Date" you are expected to book the venue if you can't host. Your CAR or the TOILET at Cresta shopping centre are NOT Venues!

So there you have what we are looking for, you also have an advantage and inside info, what you do with it is up to you.

If you have managed to read our profile up to here, you must be Extremely bored and slightly touched. Dont forget to use the password "Pancakes" when contacting us.

WARNING:Any institution or person using this site or any of its associated sites for study or project's. You DO HAVE my permission to use ANY of MY profile, MY cam or Pictures in any form or forum both current or future for any KINKY or PERVERTED reasons. If you DO NOT, it will be considered a serious violation of HUMANITY and will be subject to a PHYSICAL WARNING...

PS: Any person that is going to Dream about Fucking my Wife.. Just remember something ... 

She Likes Her Ass Spanked and Her Hair Pulled!!!