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Orgasminator
Die ou oom verjaar en word 93. Hy besluit om na 'n 'huis van plesier' te gaan en bespreek 'n dame vir hom daar. Die kamer is ver en die oom loop lank daar na toe, maar toe hy daar inloop wag die mooieste meisie vir hom kaal op die bed. Hy haal 4 stukkies watte en 'n kondoom uit sy beursie. Sukkel-sukkel sit hy die 1ste stuk watte in sy 1 neusgat.. 2e stukkie watte vir die ander neusgat en die ander stukkies vir sy ore. Die meisie vra, 'oom, ek weet waarvoor oom die kondoom wil gebruik, maar waarvoor al die watte in die ore en neusgat?'
Hy sê stadig maar redelik hard en duidelik, ' Niggie, as daar 2 goed is wat hierdie oom verpes, dan is dit 'n geskreeu van 'n vroumens en die reuk van rubber wat brand'
:banghead:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: Orgasminator
Quote by Fossil
As I told Yoga in the pool, It shall remain " nameless." Probably because I attended a very strict Catholic boarding school where everything related to the genitals was strictly .
As for the old girl, she has always refered to her as a Fanny,
aawww Fossil... I forgot about that name.. my gran also use to say.. fanny... ai ai ai
Orgasminator
and it became funnier...
these are some of the things said...
1. Plesiergrot/parratjie/stingel/poolparra/big bird/tsunami/nektarine/perlemoen/peach/
2. When I had my first daughter, I had just finished a course where we had sexologist come to talk to us. He said we inflict a lot damage when we tell small children to call it koekie or tottie. He says then he sees a 30 year old man with sexual problems still referring to his penis as a tottie
ag and then the chats flowed for a bit... was nice.. I even got a compliment in whisper.. : hey sorry to whisper but u really keeping the pool going
then I asked in the pool: Yoga: **imagine we all had to enter the room first stating what we call our genitals...
...and this is some of the replies...
a. ***: Good day room, My name is ** and this is my genital Koekie
b. Adonis: Yoga like Hallo people my pussy are jummy this morning
Orgasminator
1. It shall remain nameless...
2. Word - now I don't wanna put words in your mouth.... unless of course you inisist
3. ...and then someone replied to no. 2 - is it because Words don't come easily 
... and that was the response from the pool at 10 this morning when I asked what they all name their genitals.... eish!!!
... and that was the response from the pool at 10 this morning when I asked what they all name their genitals.... eish!!! 
:kiss: Orgasminator
I was smiling now ...
Ok.. PIB.. In lifestyle I have noticed that people just say cock or pussy...
when in vanilla it will be something like "muis" (afr for mouse) .. or "koekie" (afr for biscuit) ... :lol:
The worst name I have heard .. and not just once.. is Guava... wtf?? why guava.. open a guava and yes, a guava is pink.. but does a vagina look all pitted??? hehe.. I don't think so!!
My mom brought us girls up to say it is our "snuif" .. why???...
but in all honesty... Hond would most of the time just say koekie and now and then..(when he is all horny) say my pussy...
having 2 boys myself I just refused to ever tell them that it is a tottie!! hate that word... Hond talks about his own as "my voël" and when in a funny moment he would say Mr. (with our surname)...
...but to do a test.. and I will try my best to report back to you.. I will ask as a topic in the Pool ... what the other members have to say...
regards.. Yoga Orgasminator
I must say... to each his own... But what CTcowboy is saying is not so strange at all.. In the pool there is few people who would talk about this fetish ... not to everyone's taste..but it creates a "chat" /subject and get's everyone interacting .. but there is the few who enjoy a bit of sub and dom... So I think this site is not wrong for what you want.. as long as you respect the other party and it is all good clean fun... 
I for one love to be told what to do and how play must follow... 
coming to the point of "sports" .. when I decided to join the lifestyle I did a bit of research first to see if this really is what I want... and I found a bit where a couple said that they see the lifestyle as golf... Everyone has their club and club house where they are registered regular players .. your club is your spouse/partner... but every now and then you go on holiday or visit a friend and they say... join me for a round at my club --> that would be the other person's spouse/partner...
anywoooo... just my thoughts
I for one love to be told what to do and how play must follow...
coming to the point of "sports" .. when I decided to join the lifestyle I did a bit of research first to see if this really is what I want... and I found a bit where a couple said that they see the lifestyle as golf... Everyone has their club and club house where they are registered regular players .. your club is your spouse/partner... but every now and then you go on holiday or visit a friend and they say... join me for a round at my club --> that would be the other person's spouse/partner...
anywoooo... just my thoughts Orgasminator
... don't be spooked.. hehe.. I know I'm never in the forums.. (I'm a chatter in the Pool) ...
anywoo.. I read this what you've said PIB... ... I've had this same convo with someone before.. what does the verification really mean?? If I as mod verify them on cam.. it still does not make them trust worthy members.. There were a few in the past that cam for me so I can verify them.. but within a few days, sometimes weeks, they change DRASTICALLY!!! ....
My point is that to be verified does not mean you always trustworthy .. but I hear what you saying PIB.. the fact that these 2 have verified each other, that is strange.. but in the end.. we as moderators/admin still have to approve the verification... so it brings us back to square 1.. If the mod's/admin have to approve the verification, how do we know that person is true???
It leave's me also in a grey area regarding this matter...
(don't know if my opinion answered you? :lol: :lol: )
Yoga xxx
but I hear what you saying PIB.. the fact that these 2 have verified each other, that is strange.. but in the end.. we as moderators/admin still have to approve the verification... so it brings us back to square 1.. If the mod's/admin have to approve the verification, how do we know that person is true???
It leave's me also in a grey area regarding this matter...
(don't know if my opinion answered you? :lol: :lol: )
Yoga xxx Orgasminator
Firstly .. I'm not a Dude..
Secondly.. I laughed because the movie of the Incredibles is such a wonderfull cartoon.. and I've always watched it with my kids.. but now seeing the mother naked.. whoohoo.. i had to comment
Please forgive me for any unsurities i may have caused.. :lol:
YOGA
(always trying to see the fun in life)
Secondly.. I laughed because the movie of the Incredibles is such a wonderfull cartoon.. and I've always watched it with my kids.. but now seeing the mother naked.. whoohoo.. i had to comment
Please forgive me for any unsurities i may have caused.. :lol:
YOGA
(always trying to see the fun in life) Orgasminator
Hi there.. Been toying with something in my mind lately...
I moderate most nights and chit chat to the members... I watch Hond and he is always so quiet and calm.. lotsa patience.. reading a book or watching soccerr, at times he would sit next to me and enjoy a cam show or two.. or enjoy a chirp from someone.. but then goes back to his book.. sometimes he would log in and have a chat.. but he not always so involved on the site and when i'm on and cam now and then.. he enjoys his pvt show
Now sometimes I myself would like to also just enjoy the pool and not moderate...
My point is.. there is so many couples who say they would like to meet just couples and cam for them.. so the option is a pvt room and cam for each other.. BUT.. now my mind has been toying again...
I was thinking of forming a group of couples only.. who can form every week a pvt room and play cam games.. for ex: Truth or Dare.. I can only view about 4 cams at once, mine included, so it should not be a big group each time.. although the group can have many couples (not all can be on the same time due to family)
How I see this happen is we mail and set a time and date for a pvt cam game... we meet in the pool, open our room and we all see each other.. (but BOTH OF THE COUPLE MUST BE THERE).. then we can play Truth or Dare or just have a nice intimate chat with each other.. Like a virtual swing :lol: :lol:
so if there is any couples interested in this idea of mine.. please mail me
I will be creating this group under the name: TDCC group..
Would like to hear from all who's interested..
Regards Yoga
PS: when we join on cam .. I will then not go under Yoga.. I will cam with hubbi on his profile.. HOND
Now sometimes I myself would like to also just enjoy the pool and not moderate...
My point is.. there is so many couples who say they would like to meet just couples and cam for them.. so the option is a pvt room and cam for each other.. BUT.. now my mind has been toying again...
I was thinking of forming a group of couples only.. who can form every week a pvt room and play cam games.. for ex: Truth or Dare.. I can only view about 4 cams at once, mine included, so it should not be a big group each time.. although the group can have many couples (not all can be on the same time due to family)
How I see this happen is we mail and set a time and date for a pvt cam game... we meet in the pool, open our room and we all see each other.. (but BOTH OF THE COUPLE MUST BE THERE).. then we can play Truth or Dare or just have a nice intimate chat with each other.. Like a virtual swing :lol: :lol:
so if there is any couples interested in this idea of mine.. please mail me
I will be creating this group under the name: TDCC group..
Would like to hear from all who's interested..
Regards Yoga
PS: when we join on cam .. I will then not go under Yoga.. I will cam with hubbi on his profile.. HOND Orgasminator
As mod and before just member... there was always talk about the emoticons.. and how there should be more emoticons??
I think admin or someone working with this should know that maybe we need new one??
A few men and woman has mentioned the "muff" one.. but i suppose 
does the trick... but maybe some boobs... aswell??
Just a thought...
yoga
does the trick... but maybe some boobs... aswell??
Just a thought...
yoga Orgasminator
A while back, Paartielus asked me how I got involved in swinging. I gave him the background of my marriage and where and why we are at this point.
When my husband and I decided to proceed in the swinging lifestyle, I before hand read all there is I could find out about the lifestyle. The moral issue, the pro's and con's, etc. but.. the one thing I did read was that you can compare swinging to golf.. haha.. (sounds funny) .. but this was the explanation: A person always has their favourite golf course (nl. your partner/spouse)... most golfers like to travel for a Saturday, or when on holiday and would like to play on a different golf course (nl. someone else's partner/spouse).. but you will always return to your favourite golf course because there you feel at home.. people are familiar, the barman knows your drink, people greet you, etc etc.
So when this topic of swinging vs lust came up.. I could not realy answer the fact that is it "LUST" that I am experiencing or is it?? Maybe to a certain degree. But I decided to try and google this question and I placed my search as: " what is the difference between swining and lust ".. what google search threw at me was: "whats the difference between lust & love " ???? and that is not what I asked.. so the next step is: Define Lust... and define swinging??
LUST:
Very strong sexual desire
Have a very strong sexual desire for someone: "he really lusted after me in those days".
desire - craving - longing - passion - concupiscence
crave - hanker - desire - yearn - covet - thirst - long
next definition:
SWINGING:
Lively, exciting, and fashionable
Sexually liberated or promiscuous (Having casual sexual relations frequently with different partners)
my point... is there a difference... Because then we must start a new topic : Why are we swinging???
Paartie.. as a very good friend, I tried my best to understand swinging vs. Lust... but above is the only way I could think??
I personally think to stick to the saying: to each his own..
I asked a friend in the lifestyle why it is that the people in the lifestyle could support you better than your vanilla friends.. he came back to me saying:
TRUST AND RESPECT IS SO BIG, THAT WHEN YOU CONNECT IT HAS TO DOMINATE AND THAT BREEDS LOVE AND CARING.....
Maybe I'm confusing the topic more.. or maybe I just don't get it.. but hey, that's what the forum is for.. to speak our minds..
