I was rereading a previous post of mine I wrote on another site,this made me wonder.
What do you call your Genitals.
Mostly men really have the funniest names for their penis.
Women do not really name their genitals anything, at least I do not have a name for my own or for my girlfriends genitals.
Are there ladies out there who named their pussies anything??
OR does your lover/boyfriend /hubby have a name for it??
@ the Men.
I always wondered why mothers tend to call and teach their sons to call their penis a
Willy/Toti
And do you guys go on keeping calling it that when you are Men and not boys anymore??
What and why did you start calling your penis a name???
Does your wife/girlfriend/lover have a name for your genitals??
Who is going to BE BRAVE to share this info....
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Orgasminator
I was smiling now ...
Ok.. PIB.. In lifestyle I have noticed that people just say cock or pussy...
when in vanilla it will be something like "muis" (afr for mouse) .. or "koekie" (afr for biscuit) ... :lol:
The worst name I have heard .. and not just once.. is Guava... wtf?? why guava.. open a guava and yes, a guava is pink.. but does a vagina look all pitted??? hehe.. I don't think so!!
My mom brought us girls up to say it is our "snuif" .. why???...
but in all honesty... Hond would most of the time just say koekie and now and then..(when he is all horny) say my pussy...
having 2 boys myself I just refused to ever tell them that it is a tottie!! hate that word... Hond talks about his own as "my voël" and when in a funny moment he would say Mr. (with our surname)...
...but to do a test.. and I will try my best to report back to you.. I will ask as a topic in the Pool ... what the other members have to say...
regards.. Yoga @ Yoga,
I know I also heard ladies genitals being referred to as a guava....and yes WTF?? Not all pussies are pink..Really(my eyes going heaven wards)
Guava`s is really not like a pussy at all.
Now if you want to think about food that does look like ladies genitals it really has to be a mussel (mossel) and its grander little brother the really slimy Oyster....
Who likes oysters anyway, it taste of sea and salt...NOT really a delicacy for my pallet ,but then maybe I am just to uncivilized to say that, But for me that is true...mussels on the other hand is really nice.
As a snack,in paella, in a creamy sauce with your pasta, or just ordinary in a with other fish even just alone....and I also had it as a *potjie*kos
Oh boy and HERE I am going off topic once again...
Yes, I also remember that my Mom used to call us girls pussies*snuif* , heck,I can only think it had to smell or something to call it that.
And why is a penis a *voel*/or a cock for that matter???
I so wish I had Mike with me, I found some nature pics where flowers present them self in the form of a penis....but I can not post them here to show you guys.
Sex God
To me, calling it a penis (verbally) just sounds wrong, but seems to work when writing. ???
I (that is me, myself & I) tend to say dick, saying cock verbally just doesn't have a nice ring to it. But again, I suppose it depends on the mood / vibe / person / crowd . . . . .
I wonder what stamina calls his? probably something like Meneer or Sir Lancelot . . . .
Quote by SDMR
To me, calling it a penis (verbally) just sounds wrong, but seems to work when writing. ???
I (that is me, myself & I) tend to say dick, saying cock verbally just doesn't have a nice ring to it. But again, I suppose it depends on the mood / vibe / person / crowd . . . . .
I wonder what stamina calls his? probably something like Meneer or Sir Lancelot . . . .
Agreed there.. The word cock sounds pretty lame I think. Prefer dick. Like word pussy has a "turn-on" ring to it and then the word "cunt" (please excuse) just makes it sound gross. When a girl says "my pussy", I automatically picture a perfect pink porn star slit... If she says "my cunt", I picture flies buzzing around it!
Girlfriend calls hers "noon".
I refer to mine as "Steve".. No relation to Admin.
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
To me, calling it a penis (verbally) just sounds wrong, but seems to work when writing. ???
I (that is me, myself & I) tend to say dick, saying cock verbally just doesn't have a nice ring to it. But again, I suppose it depends on the mood / vibe / person / crowd . . . . .
I wonder what stamina calls his? probably something like Meneer or Sir Lancelot . . . .
Agreed there.. The word cock sounds pretty lame I think. Prefer dick. Like word pussy has a "turn-on" ring to it and then the word "cunt" (please excuse) just makes it sound gross. When a girl says "my pussy", I automatically picture a perfect pink porn star slit... If she says "my cunt", I picture flies buzzing around it!
I refer to mine as "Steve".. No relation to Admin.
STEVE????
It would appear that you have no intention of oiling that squeaky hinge . . . . .:doh:
Orgasminator
Oh you guys made me laugh now!!! thank you 
:kiss:
:kiss: Orgasminator
1. It shall remain nameless...
2. Word - now I don't wanna put words in your mouth.... unless of course you inisist
3. ...and then someone replied to no. 2 - is it because Words don't come easily
... and that was the response from the pool at 10 this morning when I asked what they all name their genitals.... eish!!!
... and that was the response from the pool at 10 this morning when I asked what they all name their genitals.... eish!!! 
Forum Virgin
As I told Yoga in the pool, It shall remain " nameless." Probably because I attended a very strict Catholic boarding school where everything related to the genitals was strictly .
As for the old girl, she has always refered to her as a Fanny,
Orgasminator
and it became funnier...
these are some of the things said...
1. Plesiergrot/parratjie/stingel/poolparra/big bird/tsunami/nektarine/perlemoen/peach/
2. When I had my first daughter, I had just finished a course where we had sexologist come to talk to us. He said we inflict a lot damage when we tell small children to call it koekie or tottie. He says then he sees a 30 year old man with sexual problems still referring to his penis as a tottie
ag and then the chats flowed for a bit... was nice.. I even got a compliment in whisper.. : hey sorry to whisper but u really keeping the pool going
then I asked in the pool: Yoga: **imagine we all had to enter the room first stating what we call our genitals...
...and this is some of the replies...
a. ***: Good day room, My name is ** and this is my genital Koekie
b. Adonis: Yoga like Hallo people my pussy are jummy this morning
Orgasminator
Quote by Fossil
As I told Yoga in the pool, It shall remain " nameless." Probably because I attended a very strict Catholic boarding school where everything related to the genitals was strictly .
As for the old girl, she has always refered to her as a Fanny,
aawww Fossil... I forgot about that name.. my gran also use to say.. fanny... ai ai ai
Orgasminator
Yoga in die army het ons gepraat van die " oubaas met die wol wange"
Quote by SDMR
To me, calling it a penis (verbally) just sounds wrong, but seems to work when writing. ???
I (that is me, myself & I) tend to say dick, saying cock verbally just doesn't have a nice ring to it. But again, I suppose it depends on the mood / vibe / person / crowd . . . . .
I wonder what stamina calls his? probably something like Meneer or Sir Lancelot . . . .
Agreed there.. The word cock sounds pretty lame I think. Prefer dick. Like word pussy has a "turn-on" ring to it and then the word "cunt" (please excuse) just makes it sound gross. When a girl says "my pussy", I automatically picture a perfect pink porn star slit... If she says "my cunt", I picture flies buzzing around it!
I refer to mine as "Steve".. No relation to Admin.
STEVE????
It would appear that you have no intention of oiling that squeaky hinge . . . . .:doh:
Pass me the WD40...
This topic can be linked to another. The topic of respect discussed and debated many a time. If you contact a profile and say "can I shove my rock hard cock in your juicy wet pussy?", the response will be a cyber slap in the face... If you contact a profile and say "I humbly request to insert my firm erect penis into your naturally lubricated vagina?", there probably be no response, a laugh maybe. He he he, damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Man!!!! once again I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO really soooooooo DISSAPOINTED that I can not scroll back in the chat to go read for myself what the peeps in chat said when you opened the subject Yoga.
Thanks for the little laughs, I just had to utter while reading the feed back.
You are right Stamina I would fall over laughing if I ever received a mail with *I humbly request to insert my firm erect penis into your naturally lubricated vagina?*
I can just see myself answering THAT mail with some *comebacks* of my own.
Sex God
Quote by Stamina
To me, calling it a penis (verbally) just sounds wrong, but seems to work when writing. ???
I (that is me, myself & I) tend to say dick, saying cock verbally just doesn't have a nice ring to it. But again, I suppose it depends on the mood / vibe / person / crowd . . . . .
I wonder what stamina calls his? probably something like Meneer or Sir Lancelot . . . .
Agreed there.. The word cock sounds pretty lame I think. Prefer dick. Like word pussy has a "turn-on" ring to it and then the word "cunt" (please excuse) just makes it sound gross. When a girl says "my pussy", I automatically picture a perfect pink porn star slit... If she says "my cunt", I picture flies buzzing around it!
I refer to mine as "Steve".. No relation to Admin.
STEVE????
It would appear that you have no intention of oiling that squeaky hinge . . . . .:doh:
Pass me the WD40...
No amount of SpookPizz in the world is going to silence that hinge now buddy . . . . . closet door is opening .. . .
