Hook-up Stories

As most story's would begin, it would go as such.......one day long long time ago there...…..wait wait, hey this isn't no bloody fairy tale or is it...….you be the judge... ok, me been a middle aged man, boy I hate that word, I have now and then a few naughty streaks within my ways. Our school had been trying to organize a 30 year reunion party ( no we not ancient ) and a WhatsApp group was opened between one of the organ...

1. The Profile that asks you to see your pics but has nothing in their own? 2. The Profile that tells you how badly they want to get with you, what they want to do and what their pedigree is - every ten minutes. 3. The Profile that leaves a comment on each photo you post - but cant figure out how to use the chat function? Yeah - we have all experienced the keyboard wankers - and it really is difficult to know which person...