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katniss
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual White/Caucasian Female, 54
Straight White/Caucasian Male, 52
0 km · Brighton

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shouldnt this be in the Lets Meet Up forum dunno and Irish when you gonna ping me your number innocent hump
i love getting compliments :rascal: i rarely get them these days on the UK site so feel free :bounce:
is it just me that has a dirty mind??? Or does everyone else tend to put a naughty slant on things dunno


Quote by Irish
I'd concur wink

I'd purchase a First Class Ticket to irish's lap if he promised to do all that for me innocent
The latest one is to put popping candy under the foreskin !!!!!!! bolt Brings a new meaning to the phrase *Snap Crackle and Pop* :angel: :angel:
Oh wowsers!!!!!!!! Is this something you would try??????

Or Maybe not bolt
My first was with a buddy that i have been with for a while now, we were at a social and he suggested we take another couple back to our hotel afterwards. I had always considered myself bi-curious and my buddys standard response to me saying that was *Kat you are no more bisexual than im a female* theres nothing more i like than a good old challenge, and besides he had never seen me play with a female before redface so we all rocked back to my hotel room and had a romping good time, suffice to say he has been worshipping me ever since innocent the things i have learnt since this encounter are as follows 1. always coast - dont host - its always so embarassing having to explain the wet sheets from us squirty ladies to the hotel staff 2. always make your boundaries clear - i nearly smacked the other male in the face for trying to poke his willy in me without a condom on banghead 3. repeat encounters are far more satisfying than one-offs, once you pop you just cant stop lol
Quote by redbruce
Hi Kat, love your hot Latin signature!! wink

why thanks redbruce, Carpe diem ;)
What do women really want???????? the answer is obvious to me VODKA bolt PiB1 if you are looking do i sound like a raging alky now? thats twice ive mentioned voddie in the forums :rascal:
Mine is BN3 Im the only one banghead:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:
Irish you could always hop on a boat and get your arse to Brighton innocent
Just had to share this with you all - It made me giggle, and I found the link on another SH Forum
I have been in this actual same situation and now highly recommend going to a professional for waxing my bits innocent
Quote by MaverRick
If the lady requires vodka, vodka she will receive... time and place?

well it ewill take me about 10 years to save up for the plane ticket so it will have to be virtual voddie :rascal:
I'll chat about most things, as long as it involves copious amounts of vodka lol
Quote by Irish
I like the odd wank! lol

you - my dear Irish - are just odd :lol:
i just saw your forum avatar and got very distracted innocent
If they moan then you aint doing the gag up proper - just sayin bolt
Quote by delway
There once was a man called Dave,
Who dug up a prostitutes grave,
She was mouldy as shit,
And missing a tit,
But look at the money he saved!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:bounce:
Thought i would throw this into the heady mix of forum life - we got a bit bored in UK chat the other day so started writing Limericks about each other - now as the rules of SH are tight and stringent i think it wise to keep this to writing limericks about ones selves :rascal:
i shall start it off by one about little old me!!!!!
There was a young woman called Kat, who was often on cam in her hat, she was diddling one day when her wand got carried away, and she splattered her keyboard that's that!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Puss i think i shall start a new forum thread, you have inspired me :rascal: and it shall not be about cocks, vaginas, bedroom habits or farting :bounce:
i really need to get my specs checked, i read that as *unstable* not *insatiable* redface must be my age :/
Quote by LeeEC
Okkkkk....... but does it make coffee?

rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Quote by LeeEC
Ha ha - you'd be floggin a dead horse my friend... we are the bunch that get the scraps, all the features are tested elsewhere (where people are paying) and only after they are proved awesome does anything reach us freebie swingers smile
It's my understanding that the new framework (for all the sites) is under construction, being rolled out for the biggest paid sites first, wrinkles ironed out and then it'll eventually reach us - so we wait patiently.

there's so much i could say to that but i wont for fear of being told off ;) in the meantime i fully intend to enjoy this site because its free and i've had a really warm welcome from everyone!!!!!
I couldnt possibly comment, everyone knows im an angel :smile2::smile2::smile2: Irish can vouch for that :rascal:
Quote by LeeEC
That's because SHrep doesn't exist on the South African site smile

Lee lol maybe it could be summat to integrate into the framework!!!!!! Im rather proud of my Shrep :rascal: