The Swingingheavensome Sevensome are now notorious for jacking every post and changing the subject so far that we even forget ourselves where we started...
So I have opened this as the BS forum. Lets whisper sweet nothings in here? If we drift off a topic, then one of us must just post "divert to BS forum"... What do you guys think?
I have a much better name - and it won't require changing everytime we convince someone else to come over to the dark side with us... The MooPoo Gang
Morning all and the MOOPOO GANG.
May you all have a great day and week ahead.
Coupl34xctcy wrote:
Hi guys.
I want to arrange a bring and braai. If you are interested pls let me know, if there is enough interest I will make all the necessary arrangements and send the invites. No date confirmed.
Thanks.
Jax
http://www.swingingheaven.za.com/swinger-parties/1255/
I do not have my Magnifying glass handy , can you guys tell me what your avatar says???
The top line says:
No, I have not seen your LSD
Bottom says:
But have you seen the dragons in the kitchen . .
Brilliant, I want you to mail that one to me - I have some bluddy marvelous ones like that to send back!
@ Shawn and George........
Going to change my avatars now... so You guys can see all the KINKY food.....he he he......
So the ladies (well, that's what they claim to be anyway) have a certain forum posting about Males requirements, and to my shock and horror, I have just realised that we (the respectable beings that we are) have not taken the opportunity to return the "favour" . . .
So, let us start (in the BS FORUM) the Woman's Requirements list. . . .
1) Soft (but only with her)
2) Well Spoken (when spoken to)
3) Big Assets (but size doesn't matter)
4) A penis that Ejaculates Chocolate
5) Wears Bright Colours (but they must be manly)
6) Strong (but only in principal)
7) Sexually capable (once a week)
8) Completely Truthful and Honest (except about clothes, weight, hair, other woman . . . )
9) Blind (in public only)
Oh yeah NOW you are talking SDMR.......
I would LOVE a chocolate ejaculating penis!!!
I would demand a gent who pervs women WITH me, what is the fun in ogling alone???
A gent who is not shy to WEAR pink shirts!!!!!!
Hi C
Yes I always get a smile, when I see how someone tries NOT to perv,when with their lovey....and boy I am sure there is lotsa angry words thrown around when found out.....now it is not just men, ladies aswell...that green-eyed monster is a bad bad thing.
Nothing cements a relationship when both are allowed to develop separately but also still remains a couple.
I think that is why I have so much respect for Long time married swingers....they are so secure in their relationship.
I have to admit I have never tried a chocolate condom before..Strawberry yeah, awful taste..that one.
Morning guys!!!!!!!!
Just woke up!!!!! Not totally awake to comment on the other forums YET.......
Just so you guys know I am here and AWAKE and reading!!!!!
So show us your wink message dude!
WHO bullied you????? sheeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh!!!!!
Yeah, when do I recieve a wink?? I never get any!!!!