SINGLE MALES WTF?
I'm not sure when things Changed but i honestly can't believe how some guys think they are going to get laid.
When i was younger the amount of work & Bullshit we would do to get laid was also not proud of some of the things I may of done & said as well as some of the lies i may of used in my pursuit of Happiness!
Then there some of the other things I did & said that people still tell around campfires like urban legends that i used get lucky, that I'm most proud of! LOL
The main point about that story is that we Put Effort In to have sex... Some how today that's not the norm. I'm not sure how guys get laid at all.
After placing a Advert last week we started receiving messages. We wanted to play daytime, we did not have a venue. We were looking for guts to come up with Some suggestions/ideas and if we liked it we would do it.
Some tips and review as to why you did not get laid with the messages You sent.
1. READ THE F#CKING ADVERT.
2. F#CKING READ IT AGAIN
3. SENDING A messaged with only HI! WHAT OUTCOME DID YOU WANT? We receive almost 150 Messages a day. Give us something to at least want to contact u about.
4. Are you guys swingers.... NO SHIT!
5. Count me in / keen / I'm game FOR WHAT? Share what you are keen for, can we at least give us a clue
6. Dig you guys find venue yet. If yes let me know... READ THE F#CKING ADVERT.
7. What ideas do you have?READ THE F#CKING ADVERT. You should be giving us ideas
8. SENDING one word messages actually agrivates most woman and couples. You might think that it's polite but it actually F#CKS me off. We have only so many days left on Earth and we would like to spend them FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE. Not trying to guess what the F#CK your Hint of a Suggestion Means
9. We cannot host does not mean we are so desperate that we will fuck you for your accommodation. It means our maid is there.
10. I understand guys can get nervous and might not know how to talk to woman (like s stnd 5 dance) but how the HELL are you going to F#CK my wife in person if you can't even TYPE that you want to from behind a keyboard far away.
11. As much as you think you are THE MAN (You're Not) and woman are not actually their to please you, it doesn't work like that. Nobody likes a selfish lover & to be realistic and honest you are there for our entertainment and her pleasure not the other way around! (So no my wife does not get turned on by the thought of coming to your work to blow you during your 5 minute smoke break and then leaving) FYI- The ONLY woman that Cum from giving Blowjobs are liars & paid actresses!
Do you honestly think that by you just saying HI, not introducing yourself and by not "pitching" your suggestion of what you would want to do and then not making arrangements or anything, the husband is just going to say. THIS is THE GUY! Please, Please come Fuck my wife. Guys that put in NO EFFORT really turns her on. She can't wait to see how little Effort you actually put in then. Her biggest Fantasy is arranging a Gangbang with guys that are not interested and then don't pitch!
REMEMBER
The woman on here are not desperate And they are not prostitutes. There are like 500 guys to 1 lady. TRY put in a Little effort, it's the least You can do(not possible to do less). Who knows you might even get laid.
Appologies if i offended anyone with some of my replies. I did not mean sound as sarcastic as i did but after reading all of these types of messages while trying to be polite , got a bit much. On that subject if you were offended by my reply, then you Don't have the Balls or Package to play with my wife Anyway!
If you cannot do the things I mentioned please don't contact us. Also leave the site because you Fucking it up for all single Guys!
