Kinky as sh@t.

Being bored is really NOT nice...being housebound neither. Reading is okay.....being a couch potato  is okay for a few days.... eating junk food, just going so far.....binge watching TV series's, just soooo much....

Okay, still being a medically high risk in our current Covit19 situation is just NOT kosher. So We are still mostly isolated.
So sleeping is one thing I am also tired of....but lying awake last night I thought back to my *playing* days.
And NOPE nothing *normal* as you might presume...but think Kinky and you are on the right tract.
All of my kinky toys except some of the older CP toys are now all gone, with it, that useless cock suction contraption (penis pump)I once bought, thinking it will give me hours of joy tormenting some guys cock.
Well that was NOT the case.....useless thing and white elephant at the end of the day.
But I did try many things with it...
Used it to..
Pump smallish titties and larger nipples. which did worked fine to an extent.
Pump the clit of a few ladies..also okay-ish...it is not the ideal pussy pump.
Pumped a few pussy lips...also not ideal but okay-ish.

Now who is brave enough to tell us whom used a Penis pump with success?
And if any ladies tried a Pussy&Nipple pump and what were/are the results?

Now for the ladies I used to make my own nipple pumps  with 50ml. syringes.   
I also obtained a nice electrical breast pump to play with nipples...male or female....stimulated the nipples nicely.
I never bought a pussy pump though...a 50ml syringe worked nicely on a ladies clit as well.

Okay talking about toys...who made some nice ICE dildo`s to play with?
Some Ice sounds??
I also tried using some cupping cups to sensitize nipples and clits ...also not ideal...but I have to say syringes worked better for me.
Please tell me there are some kinky guys with me here..

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Being bored is really NOT nice...being housebound neither. Reading is okay.....being a couch potato  is okay for a few days.... eating junk food, just going so far.....binge watching TV series's, just soooo much....
Okay, still being a medically high risk in our current Covit19 situation is just NOT kosher. So We are still mostly isolated.
So sleeping is one thing I am also tired of....but lying awake last night I thought back to my *playing* days.
And NOPE nothing *normal* as you might presume...but think Kinky and you are on the right tract.
All of my kinky toys except some of the older CP toys are now all gone, with it, that useless cock suction contraption (penis pump)I once bought, thinking it will give me hours of joy tormenting some guys cock.
Well that was NOT the case.....useless thing and white elephant at the end of the day.
But I did try many things with it...
Used it to..
Pump smallish titties and larger nipples. which did worked fine to an extent.
Pump the clit of a few ladies..also okay-ish...it is not the ideal pussy pump.
Pumped a few pussy lips...also not ideal but okay-ish.
Now who is brave enough to tell us whom used a Penis pump with success?
And if any ladies tried a Pussy&Nipple pump and what were/are the results?
Now for the ladies I used to make my own nipple pumps  with 50ml. syringes.   
I also obtained a nice electrical breast pump to play with nipples...male or female....stimulated the nipples nicely.
I never bought a pussy pump though...a 50ml syringe worked nicely on a ladies clit as well.
Okay talking about toys...who made some nice ICE dildo`s to play with?
Some Ice sounds??
I also tried using some cupping cups to sensitize nipples and clits ...also not ideal...but I have to say syringes worked better for me.
Please tell me there are some kinky guys with me here..

 I bought one about 14 years ago and tried it a few times. Don't think i did it 100% correctly (for fear of causing permanent damage).

But it definitely worked. It made my Cock look like it was on Steroids and Angry! I was a bit Scared of it so i used to jerk off with 2 hands (Just in Case)

@ PoohC   Eish seems only we are slightly kinky here and the rest of the profiles on here are sorta scared of the more risky games....

Oh well, their loss.  

Just a thought for all those guys who says they are having a slight decline in penis function..... Maybe invest in a Penis Pump...even If I think it is a waste...as PoohC says it worked for him.....It might just work for you as well

I am going to invest in one. Might feel like someone else's hand/mouth then for the duration of Lockdown! Could be interesting getting the one-eyed spitting cobra angry.

Hi PB - interesting topic. I feel inclined to make a comment here about one of my homemade toys. Lately I enjoy the use of a NUK babybottle as a penis pump. Believe me it works well and it is cheap. It is about 15cm long and thick enough to accomodate my girth. I love the constant suction and it is small enough to wear underneath loose clothes without any loose hoses, valves etc. I use it just about daily and feel it keeps me bigger than what it should have been. We men tend to get smaller with age (sigh). Would love to hear comments about this one. I tend to do the unusual ;-)

@ Charlieme  Welcome to The Fora..... Thanks for participating in the above discussion. And NOPE, I would never have thought to use a baby bottle for suction, just shows we all can learn new things.

Interestingly enough, I had to go google the NUK baby bottle as I had no idea what it looked like, ( it sorta looked more flexible and softer than the normal baby bottles I was used to see my sisters and their girls use for their babies).I can see that it would take a nice girth. I am not sure, do you heat the bottle and then depress the bottle while slipping it onto your penis (like I do with with cupping cups) to get the desired effect? Or just  depress and insert your penis? And why would you like to WEAR the bottle for the day?? Does it not harm and make blood rush to the surface of your skin?? I must say as a BDSM player, I would be to scared to leave a suction device unsupervised for longer than 30 minutes which in itself is very long.

@ swingfantasy  Boy oh boy,  just wait before rushing of and buying a penis pump...just look at the what else you can use for stimulation.  and Just a thought,  wouldn`t a pocket pussy masturbation/stroker not be MORE of a use,than a penis pump? I am sure a Fleshlight would give you way, way more use and pleasure than what that penis pump would.

I just googled the Newest male masturbation toys and Just WOW!!!!!...there is wonderful new toys available!!!

I just googled the Newest male masturbation toys and Just WOW!!!!!...there is wonderful new toys available!!!

interested in what you as woman might think of the new masturbation toys pussinboots1

@ haveusbc    OMW    I am just soooo jealous that these new toys are available NOW that I do not have to buy them to use in some CBT (kinky) playtime....( I did have a toy fetish...mostly to make my own though) The one masturbation Fleshlight have 3 suction strengths,vibrates and heats up!!!!!!!  Now just to add some heating lube to that...and you have the perfect little torture device to use on some helplessly tied up guy, while you sit back with a nice cuppa tea...WATCHING!!!

There is the one toy You can use remotely...NOW I know that does not sound new...but to use it on a guy surely is NEW!! These newer toys surely looks streamline and attractive...reminds me of the times I used some remote bullet vibrators inserted into the gents rectal passage with a anal plug and made it vibrate while I had him go shopping....(me just strolling behind him) LOL and now I am thinking of my little *butler* vibrator I LOVED using anally to stimulate that little naughty nub inside a gents rectum.(the prostrate) Oh, fun times...really fun times.

I hope the above answers you haveusbc.

i bet there are many couples out there who are sad that you have retired....on a serious note thou...there are so many people that are scared to tell there partners there fantasy"s  ..or what they would like to do

@ haveusbc   Sadly I have to agree with you. Sex in this day and age is still something for most people. Only as we grow older and realize what life is all about and we relax more, sex is a more open subject. Sadly I also know that there is most probably more than 70% (if not more)of all marriages where sex decline to maybe once a month, sadly sometimes even less and then only in the dark and only in the missionary position......

@Pussinboots1. Thanks. Googled it. Some new interesting toys. Going to do some more investigation. Mmmmm.

Hi PIB - yes the bottle is on the soft but stiff side. It took me a while to get the correct stifness and size. The newer bottles tend to be too stiff to use it for this purpose. When heated with lukewarm water it becomes even a bit more softer.  After insertion with my pinky inserted at the side I compress the bottle, pull out my pinky and its done. It is also quite easy to control the amount of suction. I dont wear it for the day, only an hour or two. Once even when doing shopping. Got quite a kick from wearing it to the shops. That is where the slimmish size comes into play. Normal suction devices are just to big and cumbersome too move around with

@ Charlieme  I have to smile about going shopping with a dangling *outlined* bottle in your pants.....I can just think what the people thought  you walking around with a nice stiffy....also makes me think about those guys show casting their penis girths  comparing it with some coke/beer can or bottle..... 

PIB- 😂😂😂 I can see the picture in your mind

@pussinboots1 "Okay talking about toys...who made some nice ICE dildo`s to play with?
Some Ice sounds??"

Ice dildo? 

I know about ice and using it on the outside, does the ice dildo actually go inside and will this not hurt a lady?

@ Whata69    Ice play can be dangerous and burn , YES ICE can burn a person.  Remedy to prevent that is to WET your ICE cube/dildo or sound BEFORE you insert it into a vagina /rectum or Penis!!!!  As ice STICKS going in "dry" into a vagina/rectum or penis, and that is what gives a person severe ice burns.

I made my Ice dildo`s with an empty toilet or hand paper cardboard roll, depending the length you need. You insert a nice rolled down condom INTO the roll...fill it up with water  and freeze, BUT before it freezes solid...take it out and bend the front to your own specifications before putting it back into the freezer to freeze solid. (extra fun is:- if you make an  ice-lolly dildo to suck out of your lady..or if you are into anal play, out of the rectum. ONCE TAKE NOTE again, sweet ice might make your lady itch or give her a vaginal infection.  Fun is also inserting a  FEW (or as many as you can or want to)ice cubes via your warm mouth into the ladies vay-yay-yay.

Sound play is a PENIS dilatation play....so YES, you can make an ice sound with a THIN LONG balloon (those that makes nice animals)...same as you make an dildo, just by filling it up with water and peg it to something to HANG down into the freezer to freeze up.  JUST remember BEFORE inserting ANYTHING into your penis /urethra, STERILIZE -STERILIZE.... I know some gents is shy and won`t order or buy Sounds as they are expensive, so they tend to use from knitting needles, pens, anything that is LONG and thin to insert into their  penis... and once again THAT is just DANGEROUS as you can do some really BAD harm to your penis and urethra and cause bad infections!!!

I know of one gent who loved to insert those little play gun pellets (plastic yellow pellets) into his urethra, and then to drink so much water that  he had to pee...and then when he did pee, the pellets would shoot out into the toilet...DANGEROUS due to infection and pellets remaining in the bladder.

Thank you for the feedback, I learnt something new today. Dont know if I must be scared or thrilled at the moment But will discect the info and see how to use it going forward.

ooookkkk, thanks for that horrific thought @Nellies. 

But got the message, be safe very safe and that was why I asked. Last thing I want to do is hurt or maime someone.

@ Nellies   I went to look at the link you send   ermmm NOT sure it is the right one....the one of the CARROT???? I had to laugh......Really?????  Oh,  okay.... I know food makes for GREAT toys....Just thinking of ginger for one  (Figging) but really, she died of using a carrot???  I had such a "lekker" laugh...Tanx.... Then she should stay away from ALL store bought toys..HA,HA...

@Whatsa69  Any BDSM play should be considered dangerous...and we who is (or was in my case) in the game, know to teach safety to all newbies. After all SAFE-SANE-CONSENSUAL, IS A REALITY.   Just play safe and ENJOY life really....

lol yip and sometimes dangerous 

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