Just figured out . . . that I'm an idiot!

So I've been in this Lifestyle since high school. 

In Every relationship I've had over the years I have always remained swinging.

I wouldn't call myself an expert when it comes to the lifestyle but im not a rookie... So I thought!

I was TODAY Yrs Old, when i found out that their is a HUGE difference between MMF & MFM! 

I've always thought it was the same thing... 

In our relationship, I am usually the one that places the adverts and Organisers the play dates...

So I started going back to see all the ads and events that I have posted over the years...  WoW!

So obviously My Wife thinks it's F#cken Hilarious because she is the one that picked up my "ignorance" and has been teasing me about it.

My question is...

How would I advertise 5 straight guys and my wife (Gangbang) ?

Because WTF would this mean MMMMMF?

lol, i also just thought it was how some people pronounced it. mfm mmf, fmf ffm mff. lol.

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lol, i also just thought it was how some people pronounced it. mfm mmf, fmf ffm mff. lol.

 Exactly! Thank god Im not the only one

lol you not alone I also placed a few ads until a member informed me of the difference 

Guess it depends on who is in the middle.

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Guess it depends on who is in the middle.

 F#ck Sakes! That is so simple To understand. I am an idiot!

Whatever....I loved it........

ha ha ha ha ha!!! Took me a while to get to terms with all the conventions. Still not entirely sure that some of it isn't just made up as we go along... Thanks for the chuckle tho!

LOL  @ PoohC   See, you may have been the *middle* snack in the MMF with out realizing the Why....cause you just enjoyed yourselves.  Now you and the other M might just enjoy Mrs. as the snack and you will enjoy the other Male as a side in the future.

As for the gangbang......heck if you do not ask for it the *RIGHT* way you might just end up with a daisy-chain of males and poor Mrs. as a side dish....