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There are more honest people here on SH than dishonest people (in my opinion). The problem is that even these honest ones (most - not all) lie on their profiles. I am refering to the stats section, more pecifically - "build". You read a profile that says "slim", then look at the pics and see a slightly chubby girl. Or the build says medium and the pic shows a fat person. My favourite is when the build says "muscular" and almost always the pic is definately not that! Muscular (in my opinion) is Vin Diesel! Not a broad shouldered person with a beer belly over the belt! The same goes for athletic... Athletic is what it says - athlete-like build. If you are a female and claim to be athletic, then you must have the body of Anna Kornikova, if you do not resemble her, then you are not of athletic build. If you are plain and simply fat, then do not say "medium" on your profile. Medium in my veiw would describe an average build person, not fat, not skinny - just a normal person that lives every day life without spending hours in the gym and without eating junk food six times a day. For a man, average (medium) is 80kg for a hieght of 180cm. For a lady, average (medium) is 60kg for a hieght of 165cm. If you have a thigh that would squeeze tightly into an HTH bucket, then your profile must say "large"! Not Medium!! And if you are chubby, then you can not put "muscular" on your profile. And for the most part, slim means slim! If you wair a size 30 jean, then you are slim, not if you wair a 36!! The same goes for assets... Guys, don't say large when it isn't. The girl you meet up with will see it, then what do you say? Blame the cold weather??? And ladies, a B-cup is not large! etc... Apology time... I am not trying to offend anyone, if I did then you are taking it the wrong way. I have no problem with "big" girls, etc. But the honesty is my point here... Leaving the "build" blank or putting down slim when you are "a bit extra" is a bad idea - should you meet with someone, then know that they are going to see you! The bottom line is, you have the body you have, deal with it! If a prospecting suiter on this site does not like it, then move on. BUT, do not "lure" people in with false information. (Here it comes, I am hiding under the table now)...
Get out from under that table! Lot of nails lying around and you just hit one of them on the friggin' head. You so right...lots of that stuff flying around (untruths).
in some cases, there are non so blind as those who will not see . . . What might be slim to one, may not to another
* ag what* What more can I say on my written profile?? There I do state I am FAT,UGLY, HUGE ass and hang boobs.....oh and OLD very OLD, odd aswell.. but just maybe I need to say.. My boobs can be thrown over my shoulders to hit my ass that is wobbling so much it looks like 2 huge dogs fighting in my bloomers (granny pants) when I waddle along....... Children run screaming for their moms when I show my face, my nose hair is growing and hangs onto my top lip to form a mustache that would make certain men happy... My nose is so stubby it makes my glasses fall down to the tip of the bulbous part of my nose. my hair is so thin and grey, I go through as bald on my Id...... Okay , Now I hope that was honest enough......
@Stamina what you really mean to say is that THEIR definition of "Slim" doesn't fit very well with YOUR definition of "Slim" You don't know what her family looks like... she might be the thinnest elephant in the herd.... They've called her the "slim one" her whole life! And now you want to tell her she's an elephant!? You rude and inconsiderate giraffe!!
100% agree , you are what you are so dont bullshit about it
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* ag what* What more can I say on my written profile??
There I do state I am FAT,UGLY, HUGE ass and hang boobs.....oh and OLD very OLD, odd aswell..
but just maybe I need to say..
My boobs can be thrown over my shoulders to hit my ass that is wobbling so much it looks like 2 huge dogs fighting in my bloomers (granny pants) when I waddle along.......
Children run screaming for their moms when I show my face, my nose hair is growing and hangs onto my top lip to form a mustache that would make certain men happy...
My nose is so stubby it makes my glasses fall down to the tip of the bulbous part of my nose.
my hair is so thin and grey, I go through as bald on my Id......
Okay , Now I hope that was honest enough......

Oh PIB1
You still beautiful to me.kiss
PIB Georgeous said it all
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* ag what* What more can I say on my written profile??
There I do state I am FAT,UGLY, HUGE ass and hang boobs.....oh and OLD very OLD, odd aswell..
but just maybe I need to say..
My boobs can be thrown over my shoulders to hit my ass that is wobbling so much it looks like 2 huge dogs fighting in my bloomers (granny pants) when I waddle along.......
Children run screaming for their moms when I show my face, my nose hair is growing and hangs onto my top lip to form a mustache that would make certain men happy...
My nose is so stubby it makes my glasses fall down to the tip of the bulbous part of my nose.
my hair is so thin and grey, I go through as bald on my Id......
Okay , Now I hope that was honest enough......

LMFAO!!! The most honest person on the site! Puss, you really are cool, I like you. This one made my day. You are the type of person we want on sites like these. I love that you see the lighter side of life... Keep it up, these forums would be boring without you!
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@Stamina
what you really mean to say is that THEIR definition of "Slim" doesn't fit very well with YOUR definition of "Slim"
You don't know what her family looks like... she might be the thinnest elephant in the herd....
They've called her the "slim one" her whole life! And now you want to tell her she's an elephant!?
You rude and inconsiderate giraffe!!
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in some cases, there are non so blind as those who will not see . . .
What might be slim to one, may not to another

I beg to differ... A discription can only be fact, not opinion. I do agree that slim can range from very skinny to a bit curvy, but lets be honest - If you have a loose flabby belly and jelly arms, you shop at Donna Claire, you are not slim, correct? I wish I could use a few examles but this a public forum so will not mention any profiles, but there are many.
Maybe a good idea if Admin included a few more options. Slim, a bit extra, curvy, valuptuois, average, athletic, toned, muscular, obese... Something along those lines. Or maybe allow for a more explanitory description?
the options could be MORE specific and fact based? Size: 0 42 44 46 (Circle the oppropriate size!)
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the options could be MORE specific and fact based?
Size: 0 42 44 46 (Circle the oppropriate size!)

Yes, good idea there... Exact size, dress size, pants size, bust size, etc. Could even allow for females to put all their measurements and guys too, like actual penis length in cm, etc. I have actually thought about this quite a bit... What would work best is for Admin to make atleast 1 genuine profile pic compulsory. I really hate profiles without pics, makes me think there is something to hide. But I guess fake pics will then be used?
All I know is that I for one would turn around and walk away if I meet someone that does not match what they said in their profile. I once hired a stripper over the phone for my brother-in-law's batchelors... Was told she is 22 with a perfect body and gorgeous face. Imagine my embarassment when a late 40's woman with a belly showed up. And when the clothes came off, c-section scar, appendix scar, boobs like fried eggs, the face of a washed out crack whore! I do not mind that she was hideous, but I was promised Natalie Portman and got the troll from under the bridge!!!
You guys left out the sizes 50 upwards.......yeah , yeah , they DO EXIST....... Now I WONDER......GOING OF TOPIC AS USUAL..... Do you guys KNOW there are a fetish out there where the gent LIKES to FEED his lady so that she REALLY becomes SO unhealthy FAT and so OBESE she cannot move...he then has to tend to her every need. That kind of man is called a *feeder*. Back on topic... Most men likes a little *meat* on a lady,they do not really like really skinny/thin girls/ladies ,BUT due to society they will NEVER admit to that,cause their friends will tease them about dating a *fatty*...... I think ANYONE who discriminates against a FAT person,should walk in that persons shoes for a day,it is easy to say LOOSE weight do SOMETHING.....well let me tell you guys out there, fat ladies can be JUST as sexy as her skinny just need to look past the *fat* and see the person behind that fat that offends you so much. But I do agree, why not say who you are and what you look like,then no one can say you*cheated or lied *to them,When you do eventually meet.
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There are more honest people here on SH than dishonest people (in my opinion). The problem is that even these honest ones (most - not all) lie on their profiles. I am refering to the stats section, more pecifically - "build". You read a profile that says "slim", then look at the pics and see a slightly chubby girl. Or the build says medium and the pic shows a fat person.
My favourite is when the build says "muscular" and almost always the pic is definately not that! Muscular (in my opinion) is Vin Diesel! Not a broad shouldered person with a beer belly over the belt!
The same goes for athletic... Athletic is what it says - athlete-like build. If you are a female and claim to be athletic, then you must have the body of Anna Kornikova, if you do not resemble her, then you are not of athletic build. If you are plain and simply fat, then do not say "medium" on your profile. Medium in my veiw would describe an average build person, not fat, not skinny - just a normal person that lives every day life without spending hours in the gym and without eating junk food six times a day. For a man, average (medium) is 80kg for a hieght of 180cm. For a lady, average (medium) is 60kg for a hieght of 165cm.
If you have a thigh that would squeeze tightly into an HTH bucket, then your profile must say "large"! Not Medium!!
And if you are chubby, then you can not put "muscular" on your profile. And for the most part, slim means slim! If you wair a size 30 jean, then you are slim, not if you wair a 36!!
The same goes for assets... Guys, don't say large when it isn't. The girl you meet up with will see it, then what do you say? Blame the cold weather??? And ladies, a B-cup is not large! etc...
Apology time... I am not trying to offend anyone, if I did then you are taking it the wrong way. I have no problem with "big" girls, etc. But the honesty is my point here... Leaving the "build" blank or putting down slim when you are "a bit extra" is a bad idea - should you meet with someone, then know that they are going to see you! The bottom line is, you have the body you have, deal with it! If a prospecting suiter on this site does not like it, then move on. BUT, do not "lure" people in with false information.
(Here it comes, I am hiding under the table now)...

While I do agree that a person the size of a mini cooper should not call themselves slim, you have to realise that in peoples' profiles, they are describing themselves. A description of oneself will almost always be, by definition, subjective.
Case in point, when I looked at your profile, you state "Athletic" Build. In my honest opinion your are not athletic. You're average. Nothing in that one pic implies that I am looking at an athlete. This is my Opinion. Would it be fair of me to say that you are lying in your description? Of course not! You filled in you profile based on what you think of yourself. It's only fair to allow others to do the same.
PIB you said a mouthfull but I agree My wife is tall and slim and I think very sexy, she has shapely legs that go on for ever But I have a number of fat friends and the sexy is in the mind of these girls, they just wow me, once you get to know them you just cant stop chasing them
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There are more honest people here on SH than dishonest people (in my opinion). The problem is that even these honest ones (most - not all) lie on their profiles. I am refering to the stats section, more pecifically - "build". You read a profile that says "slim", then look at the pics and see a slightly chubby girl. Or the build says medium and the pic shows a fat person.
My favourite is when the build says "muscular" and almost always the pic is definately not that! Muscular (in my opinion) is Vin Diesel! Not a broad shouldered person with a beer belly over the belt!
The same goes for athletic... Athletic is what it says - athlete-like build. If you are a female and claim to be athletic, then you must have the body of Anna Kornikova, if you do not resemble her, then you are not of athletic build. If you are plain and simply fat, then do not say "medium" on your profile. Medium in my veiw would describe an average build person, not fat, not skinny - just a normal person that lives every day life without spending hours in the gym and without eating junk food six times a day. For a man, average (medium) is 80kg for a hieght of 180cm. For a lady, average (medium) is 60kg for a hieght of 165cm.
If you have a thigh that would squeeze tightly into an HTH bucket, then your profile must say "large"! Not Medium!!
And if you are chubby, then you can not put "muscular" on your profile. And for the most part, slim means slim! If you wair a size 30 jean, then you are slim, not if you wair a 36!!
The same goes for assets... Guys, don't say large when it isn't. The girl you meet up with will see it, then what do you say? Blame the cold weather??? And ladies, a B-cup is not large! etc...
Apology time... I am not trying to offend anyone, if I did then you are taking it the wrong way. I have no problem with "big" girls, etc. But the honesty is my point here... Leaving the "build" blank or putting down slim when you are "a bit extra" is a bad idea - should you meet with someone, then know that they are going to see you! The bottom line is, you have the body you have, deal with it! If a prospecting suiter on this site does not like it, then move on. BUT, do not "lure" people in with false information.
(Here it comes, I am hiding under the table now)...

While I do agree that a person the size of a mini cooper should not call themselves slim, you have to realise that in peoples' profiles, they are describing themselves. A description of oneself will almost always be, by definition, subjective.
Case in point, when I looked at your profile, you state "Athletic" Build. In my honest opinion your are not athletic. You're average. Nothing in that one pic implies that I am looking at an athlete. This is my Opinion. Would it be fair of me to say that you are lying in your description? Of course not! You filled in you profile based on what you think of yourself. It's only fair to allow others to do the same.
Uhm? Look again. This will sound like bragging but is not. I am very active, I play an array of sports. I do free weights in the gym every day for an hour, 6 days a week for the past 9 years, etc. I am in-shape! I have toned pectorals, flat stomach, toned biceps, etc... I have a metobolism that works at the speed of light, I do not put on fat, it just runs in the family. I never chose athletic for lack of a more accurate discription - I chose athletic because that is the exact description. I am in-shape but not muscular as a body builder. I weigh 80 kg, at a hieght of 187cm. I have no belly, muffin tops or other fat, etc. But I guess what was said about people seeing what they want to see is in play here - not fact. I may be in error then when I see my toned muscles in the mirror. Any opinions people? I am now curious to know how others see me.
While I do agree that a person the size of a mini cooper should not call themselves slim, you have to realise that in peoples' profiles, they are describing themselves. A description of oneself will almost always be, by definition, subjective.
Case in point, when I looked at your profile, you state "Athletic" Build. In my honest opinion your are not athletic. You're average. Nothing in that one pic implies that I am looking at an athlete. This is my Opinion. Would it be fair of me to say that you are lying in your description? Of course not! You filled in you profile based on what you think of yourself. It's only fair to allow others to do the same.

Sent you an invite to my private album to "re-assess"... Give me an honest opinion, I am very curious to see if my active and fit lifestyle has all been a waste...
There are (as expected) varying opinions here. Some seem to be misunderstanding what my point is... I do not care if you are fat or skinny. My point was about blatent dishonesty when describing oneself. Camfun has a point about how people see themselves... BUT, I aim my topic at the ones that are trully fat and say something entirely different, not the ones that are within "range" of that description. Again - if you are fat, loose and flabby blubber hanging your stomach, etc - then you can not say muscular, etc... Remember, I refer to penis size, build, breast size, etc. Not just fat and skinny... Now the paragraph that gets me into trouble... Note how the only ones not agreement and taking offence where none is intented, are infact the "bigger" ones... You are taking it the wrong way. If you are fat, then that is your look, those who don't like it can get stuffed. Larger people in general need to stop taking offence to being called fat. Some people are fat because they have a medical problem, some because they live on Mac D's, some are skinny because they were lucky to inherit a fast metobolism, some are that way because they jog 20km's a day, etc, etc, etc... We look the way we do and that is that. My whole point here was that alot of people (not all) put down a body description in an attempt to not "scare away" potential playmates. The bottom line... If you are female and like your men to have shapely pecks and toned abs, you will very unhappy when you e-mail Ryan Renolds to come over and Danny Divito shows up... Wish I could mention a few profiles to drive my point home...
GNFFFF *puffing like an offended rhino* this side of my computer!!!! @ Stamina, Now why do I wonder *other* people gets invites to your private album and not this Fat,(see I have no problem to say I am FAT) needy (in a very whiny voice) lady, HUH, HUH, HUH???????
Damnnation....that was fast (invite is waiting) oh boy I am on my way to DROOOOOOLLLLLLL
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GNFFFF *puffing like an offended rhino* this side of my computer!!!!
@ Stamina,
Now why do I wonder *other* people gets invites to your private album and not this Fat,(see I have no problem to say I am FAT) needy (in a very whiny voice) lady, HUH, HUH, HUH???????

Sent you an invite Hun!! Would send a bunch of roses too but they do not fit in my USB port... wink
@ Stamina, Thank you for allowing me to see your private album....I drooled lots and lots.... BUT, I HAVE TO CONFESS I drooled over the bikes , just a little more....... You have a nice body,the ladies will/should/would like to jump your bones, once they have seen you! He, he, sent the roses via cyber...,I will enjoying them,I do have a vivid imagination...
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ Stamina, Thank you for allowing me to see your private album....I drooled lots and lots....
BUT, I HAVE TO CONFESS I drooled over the bikes , just a little more.......
You have a nice body,the ladies will/should/would like to jump your bones, once they have seen you!
He, he, sent the roses via cyber...,I will enjoying them,I do have a vivid imagination...

Yissseeee!! If I was in Cape Town, I would wine, dine and 69 you any time babe!!!!!
Quote by Pussinboots1
@ Stamina, Thank you for allowing me to see your private album....I drooled lots and lots....
BUT, I HAVE TO CONFESS I drooled over the bikes , just a little more.......
You have a nice body,the ladies will/should/would like to jump your bones, once they have seen you!
He, he, sent the roses via cyber...,I will enjoying them,I do have a vivid imagination...

A woman of impeccable taste! Eat it Camfun! lol :lol: :lol:

While I do agree that a person the size of a mini cooper should not call themselves slim, you have to realise that in peoples' profiles, they are describing themselves. A description of oneself will almost always be, by definition, subjective.
Case in point, when I looked at your profile, you state "Athletic" Build. In my honest opinion your are not athletic. You're average. Nothing in that one pic implies that I am looking at an athlete. This is my Opinion. Would it be fair of me to say that you are lying in your description? Of course not! You filled in you profile based on what you think of yourself. It's only fair to allow others to do the same.

Uhm? Look again. This will sound like bragging but is not. I am very active, I play an array of sports. I do free weights in the gym every day for an hour, 6 days a week for the past 9 years, etc. I am in-shape! I have toned pectorals, flat stomach, toned biceps, etc... I have a metobolism that works at the speed of light, I do not put on fat, it just runs in the family. I never chose athletic for lack of a more accurate discription - I chose athletic because that is the exact description. I am in-shape but not muscular as a body builder. I weigh 80 kg, at a hieght of 187cm. I have no belly, muffin tops or other fat, etc. But I guess what was said about people seeing what they want to see is in play here - not fact. I may be in error then when I see my toned muscles in the mirror. Any opinions people? I am now curious to know how others see me.
Ok, It bit. I looked at the pics. To ME, You're not in bad shape. Not fat. Not skinny. I still don't consider what I see as being athletic. I see a slim guy. Not a toned athlete. By your description of your love of sports and exercise you are an athletic person....Yet I don't consider your build to be an athletic one. Perhaps its due to me judging men's figures by the same standards that I would judge my own. Whatever it is, my idea of athletic is obviously different from yours. Its subjective.
After reading Pussinboots comments I'm beginning to wonder if even I have a "better body" than I suspect. wink lol
For a second opinion, I asked my wife how she would describe your build. I told her nothing of this conversation. Her exact words, " Tall and slim"
Is this what she would think of when she hears the words, 'Athletic built' Her answer, "No, not really"
Could this guy be an athlete, "Yes..."
Our views on figures:
This is an athletic build:

Note the tones pectorals. :wink:
This is where muscular starts:

This is too much....and still muscular:

And this is taking things to a new level:

Those are our views. Views are subjective. It would be wrong of us to expect your views to match ours.
Now, the boring stuff aside: Those are flippin sexy bikes! My view :lol:
@ CamFun Now you have me wondering what you (the gent here) looks like, if you say you may have a *better* body than what you yourself think...after reading my comment after viewing stamina`s body. soooooooooo ......................where is that invite??? HUH, HUH, HUH???? I still maintain my view that the ladies will like stamina`s body!!!!! I agree those bikes are really, really, something to DROOL over!!!
Here we go....
The most shagable forumite competition....
Ha ha - perhaps it safer to have a
HOW HONEST WAS HE? assessment..
You have to share your votes:
No stars - his description choice is magical thinking!
One star - his description is a great stretch of the truth...
Two stars - it was fat Friday on the day of the picture lol
Three stars - pretty damn close!
Four stars - as honest as the day he was born!
WHO, I ask you sniggering behind my artfully painted fan,
will be brave enough to offer up their albums for inspection?
Oh no Lee, you know there isn't a boy alive with a tough enough ego for that one...
*peanut gallery contribution*
Who knows?
Who knows... one day a MAN mind even write mommy porn for us... ANYTHING is possible smile
:twisted: I love a man who surprizes me :twisted:
Stamina, such pettiness. Really! The site does have issues as we know. This is a first. Are you upset because you only look for slim and what you see is not as skinny as, well, me? I read your profile and what stood out should be debated, no fault of yours (the check box was provided), but what is "almost single"? Almost divorced= going through proceedings Almost married= date is set Almost single= in a shitty relationship? Living with but partner has no interest in the lifestyle? Point is you are still in a relationship and are you playing fair?
Stamina, just so you know, I think you have a fine body. A better body than mine. It's just not my opinion of athletic. Sorry to hear about your ex wife. That must have really hurt.