WE DON’T DO PHOTO SWOPPING NO FACE PICS WE HAVE ENOUGH PHOTOS ON THIS PLATFORM FOR YOU TO SEE SO IF YOU ARE PIC HUNTING GO HUNT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

SINGLE GENTS READ IN THE MIDDEL SOMEWHERE YOU DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT THE REST WE KNOW…

If you are a hardcore swinger couple with only one thing in mind we will definitely not be what you are looking for. Please couples and singles just read our bio before making contact.

Mrs Wonder is bi-sexual not wondering about it she is! So ladies - tribbing, scissoring, kissing, licking, fingering, toys, having sex with another woman, being turned on by other woman, are a basic summary of Mrs Wonders sexuality, please couples/ladies our main reason for being here is because Mrs W is bi.

That being said if you are not sure about your own sexuality please be upfront and honest about it when making contact, rather we know to tippie tow than you (already not sure of what your do’s and don’ts are) try and save your wickets while planning an escape route!🤭

She is not n unicorn, couples contacting us please keep that in mind. We don’t play alone.

Mr Wonderer only plays with mrs Wonder not interested in playing with other ladies but could use the help🤭 with Mrs Wonder.

No cross penetration- in other words we do not put the penis in the other pussy!! your penis your lady and visa versa…

Single guys however if you meet the criteria we go all the way with mmf etc.

If we don’t answer your message right away it means either we are not interested or the timing is a bit of, please don’t think too much of it if we only get back to you days or weeks later.

We hope to meet meet openminded people who are respectful, clean and diseased free. We like-’em clean shaven and bodies shaped similar to ours or close, we are not entering any beauty pageants soon but we try and keep a shape 🤭 we are not gym junkies, 9 outa 10 gym junkies we know are shallow and self-centred people who need to do more leg work- if you are not of those gym junky liqui fruits then call us, we know you are proud of your physique…- also our photos are not 10 years old we keep-’em up to date.

Not full-swoppers, but we are as naughty as they cum!!🥳🥳 the hornier the dirtier😈😈 It could still be a lot of fun!! Ask around😈😈😈

Also love doing the nudist thing, and spending time with openminded people, those naughty games and conversations that you can only have with naughty sexually liberated people.

Single gents -We do on occasion enjoy the company of younger (26-36yo aprox) open minded single gents for those porn scene moments where a second lady will be in the way so yes yes and yes it is going to go into every orifices- Single gents we will only respond to a message with a photo attached, a full body photo ( don’t have to show your face) . Not making contact in this way will get you blocked no questions. And us making contact doesn’t mean it’s a done deal!! Also don’t make contact if you are not into older couples. And fucking show up- and pay for a drink for once when you do show up!

Not into interracial play.

If our profile interests you please send us a message and we can see where things go from there.

Our dislikes!!

Not respecting our boundaries

Not respecting your own boundaries.

Not knowing what you are looking for in the lifestyle.

Creepy fuckers….

Humourless self-centred people.

People who say they are into things they really aren’t. Be honest about your sexual expectations.

People wanting to meet just to see who the swingers in town are. Been there done that. Now it’s just awkward.

People who wants to be in the lifestyle but are not emotionally mature about it.

People in the lifestyle that are under the impression their rules are the only ones that matter- the way we see it- mutual respect and the couple that is the least hardcore leads the way.

People wanting to swop face pics two sentences in.

Pushy disrespectful men. You might want your wife to be bi-sexual but does she know it? Or does she know she is bi-sexual ….. gatvol of this kak thought “oh my wife is so bi- sexual she love the ladies” until a lady touches her leg and she poof gone

Meeting for coffee- this is not really our thing for us planning to go meet people to see if we are sexually attracted over coffee is the most ridiculous thing we have ever heard, it completely removes spontaneity from the equation. We would rather meet at a party or a nudist resort, a place where we can interact within the liberal boundaries of the lifestyle, somewhere where we can talk about sex without vanillas breaking their necks to eavesdrop. And space for the peeps who gets a reality check to run and go hide without things getting awkward.

That being said if we have chatted enough and feel comfortable we might break the rule on meeting for drinks, but don’t be in a hurry.

Pubic hair and unhygienic people -no man!

Dick pics

Profiles that are 10years old and still reads “new to this”…..nope not interested-

Profile one year and older with no vouches …come on people like bragging about their shagging…..