WE DON’T DO PHOTO SWOPPING NO FACE PICS WE HAVE ENOUGH PHOTOS ON THIS PLATFORM FOR YOU TO SEE SO IF YOU ARE PIC HUNTING GO HUNT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

SINGLE GENTS READ IN THE MIDDEL SOMEWHERE YOU DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT THE REST WE KNOW…

First off we are more life-stylers than swingers, so if you are a hardcore swinger couple with only one thing in mind we will definitely not be what you are looking for. Please couples and singles just read our bio before making contact.

Mrs Wonder is bi-sexual not wondering about it she is!

She is not n unicorn, couples contacting us please keep that in mind.

Mr Wonderer only plays with mrs Wonder not interested in playing with other ladies but could use the help🤭 with Mrs Wonder.

If we don’t answer your message right away it means either we are not interested or the timing is a bit of, please don’t think too much of it if we only get back to you days or weeks later.

We hope to meet meet openminded people who are respectful, clean and diseased free. We like-’em clean shaven and bodies shaped similar to ours or close, we are not entering any beauty pageants soon but we try and keep a shape 🤭 and our photos are not 10 years old we keep-’em up to date.

Not full-swoppers, but we are as naughty as they cum!!🥳🥳 the hornier the dirtier😈😈 It could still be a lot of fun!! Ask around😈😈😈

Also love doing the nudist thing, and spending time with openminded people, those naughty games and conversations that you can only have with naughty sexually liberated people.

We do on occasion enjoy the company of younger (26-36yo aprox) open minded single gents- Single gents we will only respond to a message with a photo attached not a dick pic a photo so we can see what you look like. Not making contact in this way will get you blocked no questions. And us making contact doesn’t mean it’s a done deal!! Also don’t make contact if you are not into older couples.

Not into interracial play.

If our profile interests you please send us a message and we can see where things go from there.

Our dislikes!!

Not respecting our boundaries

Not respecting your own boundaries.

Not knowing what you are looking for in the lifestyle.

Creepy fuckers….

Humourless self-centred people.

People who say they are into things they really aren’t. Be honest about your sexual expectations.

People wanting to meet just to see who the swingers in town are. Been there done that. Now it’s just awkward.

People who wants to be in the lifestyle but are not emotionally mature about it.

People in the lifestyle that are under the impression their rules are the only ones that matter- the way we see it- mutual respect and the couple that is the least hardcore leads the way.

People wanting to swop face pics two sentences in.

Pushy disrespectful men.

Meeting for coffee- this is not really our thing for us planning to go meet people to see if we are sexually attracted over coffee is the most ridiculous thing we have ever heard, it completely removes spontaneity from the equation. We would rather meet at a party or a nudist resort, a place where we can interact within the liberal boundaries of the lifestyle, somewhere where we can talk about sex without vanillas breaking their necks to eavesdrop.

That being said if we have chatted enough and feel comfortable we might break the rule on meeting for drinks, but don’t be in a hurry.

Pubic hair and unhygienic people

Dick pics

Profiles that are 10years old and still reads “new to this”…..nope not interested