What I omitted in my first instalment was that, after Richard had added his load to mine in Jenny, we had to stop and clean up. This was because my wife was due in 30 mins. That should not have been a problem as my wife and I had agreed, at the time of my first affair, to have an open marriage. In fact it was her idea. At the time of that affair (with someone from work), she had changed jobs and had fallen head over heals...

Like many people of my age, I have had a few affairs. Again, like many, they started about 10 years after having been first married. This one I start describing here was the strangest. All of my very few affairs had come to me - I never went looking and these things just seemed to happen every few years or so. Most times it was a woman at work or from amateur dramatics. People are surprised I had any affairs as most peopl...