Hi SA people!

I'm a visitor to SA looking for some fun while I'm here and want to know what scene is in Joburg. Looking for one to ones, threesomes, parties maybe.

I'll only respond to profiles with pictures - and I mean face and body pics. Not interested in pictures of genitals - I have seen cocks before - I know what they look like.

My pics are being uploaded/verified so they should be visible soon.

I'd like to think I'm a genuine person who wants to have fun with likeminded, similarly genuine, people who can converse just as easily as they play. Not planning to wade through the bullshit, thoughtless and pretentious as if I see this, I'll just delete. I like people with an active imagination so feel free to show it. Not cheesy though - not after a budding Mills & Boon writer.

I guess we're all a bit shallow so I tend to go for people who look after their bodies and aren't too shabby looking but not at the expenses of an active imagination and a respectful demeanour.

Let me know what parties and clubs are about and I may see you there ;)

Shy

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I hate adding this bit but it is always a necessity.

Pet peeves:

1. Unless you're super hot, don't send me a standard message. If you can't be arsed to string your own sentence together then I doubt you'll be bothered to put effort in elsewhere. It also shows a massive lack of imagination.

2. Don't write a message with subject starting 'Re:' like I'm going to be tricked into thinking we've already had a conversation and so will reply. What the fk is that about anyway??

3. As already stated - no genital pictures. Doesn't do anything for me.

4. Don't ask me to email nude pics. Ain't gonna happen - ever.

5. Don't feel the need to send 5 messages in succession asking if I've read your previous message and so do I want to chat. If i do, I will. If not then, sorry. In my opinion, I don't think anyone on here would find that behaviour attractive.

6. Don't feel the need to sent hateful messages. Nowhere on here to I claim to be anything or look like anything. I'm merely setting some expectations. Been doing this for long enough to know that pussyfooting around doesn't help anyone. Though if you do feel the need to tell me I'm not all that - then just so you know, I know this and I couldn't give a shiny shit that you do too!