Attached male in dead bedroom situation looking for female in a similar predicament who also does not want to change their relationship at home. I'm not looking to build a harem, I just want one person that I can perhaps be exclusive with, or our version of that word at least. I want something long term, not just a hit and run job. Basically I'm looking for a monogamous chat-buddy-FWB.

Age, race and relationship status not important. You won't get any type of complications from me and that includes no 3AM drunk texts and definitely no risky shit or drama that will jeopardize your situation or mine. 

I don't want your money and I'm not looking for a study loan, visa, a plot on the moon, etc. Ek's hier gebore, nie in noord Afrika nie.

I am clean and I practice good hygiene. I don't have a six pack and I suppose I could lose one or two kilos but I am definitely not fat. I guess I have what you call a dadbod. I am based in the northern suburbs and I cannot host but we can work around that.

Public album pic is mine, private album has nudity and VERY unoriginal dick pics. 

Oh, and if this noise is too much and too intense for you, I will happily go down on you for hours at a time and when we're done, we go our separate ways until you need me again. 

Gay and bi guys, thanks but no thanks.