Hi, we are a couple happily together since 5 years and getting married in a few months time. We are both Bisexual and into Tantra and all sorts of kinky but sensual experiences. We hate people just simply looking for a quick fuck. Its all about playing together, having a laugh together and hopefully lots of sensual safe fun together. We are exploring our sexuality together and have started "swinging" in the last year. We are very clear in what we dont want, straightforward and not into time wasting and pingpong emails. We like to exchange pics and lots of information before we meet as otherwise we might waste our time with a meeting. For us its important to have a connection as otherwise we wont have sex with other people. If thats interesting for you drop us a mail to [removed] 

Bi males please NOTE- we like to play with more manly/TOP/slightly dominant guys so please if you are bottom kindly refrain from writing to us-even though our male can switch its not on the preference list for a threesome....and in case you are just Bi curious please dont write ....and no wannabes either....and DEF no straight males.....PLEASE!!!!

NOW-if you cant read and write properly please DO NOT write to us- we wont reply! And one piece of advice guys-yes its all about sex here and sure we like to see your private parts too and have no problem with showing ours but if your only pictures on your profile are the ones of your dick than it says a lot about you- you are a dick! And we like to have sex with people not dicks......

Kind Regards 

PS- we found this today on someones profile and it made us laugh but also expressed it so well what we feel very often about incoming mails from single males...so here we go: 

I am always more than willing to share as much as you wish but the previous times I have frequented the site I have written more in my profile than the sum total of words I receive in a years worth of winks, text abbreviations and rude, shouty demands so am just going to see if there is anyone out there prepared to put in a little effort, I certainly am, but not in advance this time.

And guys, if you are straight and cannot get action at the local Dros or in the chatroom pleased don't booty text me in the small hours - not that I find it offensive or tedious no matter how much it actually is, but you will not get any interest from me other than a very unwelcome reply timed to add to your hangover-intensified regret...sheesh we are all flattered by interest but this site isn't a free brothel...if you want to get someone interested in you or to do your bidding perhaps consider an approach that won't make you look like a desperate, whiny douche bag of warm monkey spunk, mmmm'kay?....Complaints / lectures on my attitude / pompous spewings about your perception of "the lifestyle" / gasps of anger or betrayal may be shared on the back of a postcard : please send to Getagripandmakeaneffort, Private Bag -300, Notachanceville, Goaway City, United States of Idon'tcare....sound of martyr's eyes rolling and chairs being thrown at his head....siiiiigh...duck