OK, so things change right? And they have changed again! 

She is a beaut, sexy and adventurous and he is the ultimate enabler of her filthy desires. This goddess suffers from ATD (for those in the know, it means Addicted To Dick!) Can you like to handle that? 

Back to the facts: This goddess has, under my expert teaching, discovered the power of submitting to her inner sexuality. He remains the cuckold he always was, and paves the way for her and his fantasies. So, 'cuckold' should have given it away: we are more into MMF or on rare occasions and with real special peeps for MFMF. 

We would like ... 

- The rules of cleanliness to apply. 

- You to have a personality please, 

-  Come to the party with a clean cock, (AND ONE THAT WORKS), please.

-  You to leave issues and tissues at home (we have a box at the front door, leave them in there, you can pick them up on your way out). We are not agony aunts, therapists, and we don't have qualifications in psychology. Bottom line: your sad life story is a a pussy block. It is not that we are unsympathetic to your life story, it's more like ... we keep our eyes on the target!

Oh yes, this is not born from arrogance, but please, we get tons of messages, and if your opening line is "I would like to know more", you are unlikely to attract attention. The following phrases are also unlikely to receive a response:

1. You are so hot
2. Care to chat?
3. Check my profile out and let me know what you think.

Further advice:

1. If you don't have pictures that are immediately accessible that show at least your body shape and / or your decent manhood, we are unlikely to engage in a conversation.  Mostly, time is of essence, and we really won't be looking at engaging you in long conversations in order to develop a "friendship, and maybe more", and we don't foresee watching "the game" with you, or light a fire to fry some dead cow.
2. Unfortunately, looks are the first hurdle to cross, kinda like a gate keeper you know, in in the frenzy of finding a playmate/playmates, profiles with pics have a clear advantage.
3. We can smell BS a mile off. If you are going to hum and ha, you will fall off the radar, don't collect R200 when you pass "Go"!

Again, the above is not from a position of arrogance, we are simply exercising our right to express our preferences for enabling hot fucking. Finally, we ticked all and everything in terms of seeking. This is aimed at being inclusive, and everything goes, or nothing goes. We will always respect your preferences.  We are keen to explore, won't judge you, and if you judge us, well, you know where the door is. 

Oh yes, weed-friendly would be a distinct bonus! 

Love to you all!