PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME I DO SPEAK MY MIND AN SAY IT AS IT IS I, M BLUNT AN STRAIGHT TO THE POINT . AND DONT SEND INVITES EITHER AS IT OFTEN OFFENDS  .........  PLEASE      PLEASE DO NOT  ( WHISPHER ME ) IN CHATROOM AS IT OFTEN OFFENDS ..I GUESS SOME OF YOU CANT READ ,      IF YOU                        (     WHISPER      JUST IGNORE YOU AND LEAVE  ,      IT AINT THAT HARD TO..CHAT IN THE ROOM   ( MANNERS  )                                                                      COST NOTHIN   AND BEFORE YOU SAY YOUR ALONG WAY I (ALREADY KNO) I, M NOT( STUPID)        I  AM UK ENGLAND BASED NEAR MANCHESTER  , OH AND I, M NOT IN TO FANTASEY  CHAT IT DONT INTREST ME IN THE SLIGHTEST THAT'S JUST FOR DREAMERS   WHO  LIKE TO FANTASIZE AN WISH IT'S THEM    . ===================================================♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆                                     HI I,M AN OPEN MINDED FUN  LOVIN MODEL  ,LOW MILAGE AND HIGH PERFORMANCE  ,BUMPED A FEW TIMES BUT NEVER WANDERED OFF COURSE ,EXTETIOR IN MINT CONDITION, SOILED,PICS UPON EQUIPPED PACKAGE INCLUDES STERO,HUMOUR, PICKS UPALL KINDS OFINDIE SPACIOUSE SEATS WITH PLENTY ROOM FOR PASSENGER RUNS ,MAINLY ON WATER INSPECTION BY MALE DRIVERS ONLY ,A SEXY MALE EYE CATCHING EXTERIOR SELF CONFIDENCE WITH SENSE HUMOUR......!!!! ============================================================================ THE DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A RAISE !!! I THE PENIS , HERBY REQUEST ARAISE IN SALARY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS . I DO PHYSICAL LABOUR, I WORK AT GREAT DEPTHS , I PLUNGE HEAD FIRST IN TO EVERY THING I DO ,,, I DO NOT GET WEEKENDS OF OR PUBLIC HOLIDAYS OFF. I WORK IN DAMP EVIROMENT , I WORK IN A DARK PLACCE THAT HAS POOR VENTILATION, I WORK IN HIGH TEMRATURES, MY WORK EXPOSES ME TO CONTAGIOUSE DISEASES, YOURS SINCERLEY PENIS DEAR PENIS AFTER ASSESING YOUR REQUEST, AND CONSIDERING THE ARGUEMENT YOU HAVE RAISED THE ADMINISTRATION REJECTS YOUR REQUEST FOR THE FOLLOWING DONT WORK EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT , YOU FALL ASLEEP AFTER BREIF WORK PERIODS, YOU DO NOT ALWAYS FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF THE MANAGEMENT TEAM . YOU DO NOT STAY IN YOUR DESIGNATED AREA AND ARE OFTEN SEEN VISITING THE OTHER LOCATIONS , YOU DO NOT TAKE INITIAVE YOU NEED TO BE PRESSURED AN STIMULATED IN ORDER TO START WORKING , YOU LEAVE THE WORK PLACE MESSEY AT THE END OF YOUR SHIFT YOU DONT ALWAYS OBSERVE NECESSARY SAFETY REGULATIONS , SUCH AS WEARING PROTECTIVE CLOTHING YOU WILL RETIRE BEFORE YOUR 65 , YOU ARE UNABLE TO WORK DOUBLE SHIFTS, YOU SOMETIMES LEAVE YOUR DESIGNATED WORK AREA BEFORE YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE ASIGNED TASK AND IF THAT WHERE NOT ALL, YOU HAVE BEEN SEEN CONSTANLY ENTERING AN EXITING THE WORK PLACE CARRYING TWO SUSPICIOUSE LOOKING BAGS YOURS SINCERELY PUSSY ,,,                                                                     ****************************************************************************************************************************************                      HAVE   YOU    NOTICED WHEN A GIRL GETS PREGNANT .ALL HER FRIENDS        TOUCH HER STOMACH AN SAYS CONGRATS. BUT NONE OF THEM COME AN TOUCH THE MAN'S PENIS. AN SAY WELL DONE, (MORAL) IS NEVER APPRECIATED  ONLY RESULTS MATTER,                                                                          ========================================================================================================                       TO MAKE IT STAND,  YOU WET IT, TO MAKE IT WET YOU SUCK IT , TO MAKE  IT STIFF , YOU PUSH IT , (DAMN) THREADING A NEEDLES A BITCH WHEN YOU GET OLD,