So, if you're married and not playing with your significant other, or at least have her consent, I won’t consider you an option for play.

Don't play outside of my color group, just a personal preference. And no, I will not make an exception for you because you’re such a nice guy.

If you don’t have some sort of picture I’m not going to respond.

And, no thanks, I do not want a massage, if that’s your opening gambit move on by.

And MASSAGE and MESSAGE are not the same word. Stop asking how you’re supposed to communicate without a message.

Having said that, I find that preferable to some crass sexual statement. Yes. I realize that we are all here for sex, but saying some horrific sexual things you want to do to me isn’t going to catch my attention. Sexy and sensual win over blunt force every time. Also, not into guys with a cum fetish, good for you if you enjoy it, but getting slathered in a stranger's potential biohazard is not for me.

Unable to host at the moment, so would need to be at yours or a neutral venue.

Added to that, if your pictures are all significantly older that’s also a worry, especially those buff body flex jobbies.

Finally, one line of non-information and very little else makes your profile evaporate into the sea of like profiles. If you don’t have a non-generic picture that gives nothing away, at least write something that might make someone see a potential of commonality or curious connection.

Ps if you want to write to me to tell me my bio makes me sound like a bitch, save your effort I’ve been informed……. repeatedly.

Pps. An aglet is the plastic thing on the end of your shoelaces, and it’s my username because it’s rarely ever taken.