Here we try again..

We are a bla bla bla bla bla bla.....

Bottom line: We want a 🦄!

(Those that are confused, a unicorn is a LADY........ Yes guys a lady) If the situation ever changea, she will look for you. 

Mommy bear keeps fit but does not judge physical appearance. 

Together we are the perfect 10. She is the ONE and I am the Zero. She is an awesome person. I have a twisted humour and straight to the point. No BS.

So if you are a unicorn looking for NSA fun with an average no nonsense couple, click click and we will reply.l