Yesterday our friend called and said he was in Pretoria and would pass us on his way to Welkom. Just after 2 he rocked up and my wife met him at the door with a deep kiss and we sat down and had a drink. She commented that her hands were very cold so I said that when mine are cold I put them under my balls, to which she answered that she didn't have any. I noticed Friend already had a bulge so I told her to put it under F...