I would like to invite you over for a glass of red in my wine cellar where you may end up blindfolded and tied to the table.

You are welcome to bring a friend, or I could ask my girlfriend to join in - your choice.

A few guidelines:

• I prefer smart over pretty.
• I prefer very bad over boring.
• No means stop, and more means exactly that.
• I don't do drugs, but you are welcome to bring your own.

Fancy anything else? I'm sure we can go there.