My beautiful wife and I were sitting one afternoon, staring over the horizon, as far as the eye can see, which is not very far for me because I’m near sighted, but I try.

As we were sitting, pondering about all the big and small things in life, I asked my wife squinting my eyes “Do you think there are still any single ladies out there or do they all have a ring on it?”. She was quiet for a while, I could see she put a lot of thought into her answer, and then she said “I’m not sure about the world, but certainly not on the swinging heaven website.

So, if you are a single lady out there feeling adventurous, please contact us so I can show my wife she’s wrong, I’ve never been able to do that.

Please no single men.