Why is sex not treated like a game of tennis?

Like a sport?

Some people are more fun and equally matched, and that opponent would be ideal for more games 🤭

Also..........

I just want to do the things that they do in porn, I know it's fake, but it looks like fun, but I'm too ugly and chubby for the camera. So I have to do it behind closed doors.

Tennis anyone? 😉