"Warning: Bored Husband Alert!

Married, but not quite buried, I'm a thrill-seeking (or at least excitement-seeking) husband looking to shake things up. When I'm not busy picking up dog poop and filling in holes to China, I enjoy indulging in a little voyeurism and exhibitionism.

Think of me as a suburban Peeping Tom, minus the creepiness (I hope). I'm not looking for anything too crazy, just some fun, flirtatious, and possibly slightly scandalous adventures.

If you're a fellow thrill-seeker, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, let's get this party started!

Oh, and if you're my wife's friend, please don't tell her about this. I'd like to keep my head attached to my body.

Interests: Voyeurism, exhibitionism, and not getting caught.

Dislikes: Being bored, running out of snacks, folk not loving animals.

Let's have some fun!"