I am an average Joe who travels through space and time at the speed of regular time.

Fly away on my space rocket. You dont have to put money in my pocket. 

The door is closed I just locket. I put my but plug in your socket.

For you I would decent into the deepest moon crater. I is more strong than Darth Vapour. Obey me I is your dictator.

For you is Venus and I are Mars. With you I am richer than all the stars.