EDIT:  This has been added to amuse and indulge me, to add another infuriating wrong weirdness to get people's attention and then make out that the regulars here aren't required to secretly endorse a profile after they've had to again prove that swinging is not about being an effortless accumulator of opportunities but about respecting everyone's privilege to passive aggressively hint for casual sexy hand-outs and be regularly vocal in the group about it being tiring to deal with people not staying within acceptable happiness.  So that aside I also add THESE CAPS to get a reader to read why I added the edit:

Couldn't get Ad page to load as I wanted to put up a quicky inviting other members to get in contact if they need a high-five or deets from someone who is not only an absolute doos' lavish arrogance further compounds other's shame.  The ad was going to offer the first genuine responder the opportunity to join myself and the member I hooked up with for her first other.  She will chat to the first one I believe.

Also that was meant to tell her In my way she just managed the impossible by misusing the site unfairly and landing her and I not - only undeserved success and the best hook-up ever here - but she gets to have opened a bakery her clone and mine manufacture confectionery of which tonight is the first night of it operating and at midnight she will symbolically shove the first slice in my face then tell me to change my profile to something accurate.

Mostly, this is to attract even more attention to my profile so I can again mention to everyone that no matter what they say she remains the reason I added this because annoying folk isn't nearly as enriching as finding ways to show her what she is realising might be true.

Finally:  Nothing, I'm just awesome because THAT woman, is why folk here don't see when they look.  I'm looking at her now, and she is going absolutely pink.  And I KNOW you're angry, I know I provoke it and I would apologise but it makes me even more full of myself.

PS:  Seem like I'm sabotaging my profile?  Wonder what I would do if my profile didn't work anymore hmm?

"Experienced, well travelled, jaded and hopeful....I am always more than willing to share as much as you wish but the previous times I have frequented the site I have written more in my profile than the sum total of words I receive in a years worth of winks, text abbreviations and rude, shouty demands so am just going to see if there is anyone out there prepared to put in a little effort, I certainly am, but not in advance this time.

And guys, if you are straight and cannot get action at the local Dros or in the chatroom pleased don't booty text me in the small hours - not that I find it offensive or tedious no matter how much it actually is, but you will not get any interest from me other than a very unwelcome reply timed to add to your hangover-intensified regret...sheesh we are all flattered by interest but this site isn't a free brothel...if you want to get someone interested in you or to do your bidding perhaps consider an approach that won't make you look like a desperate, whiny douche bag of warm monkey spunk, mmmm'kay?....Complaints / lectures on my attitude / pompous spewings about your perception of "the lifestyle" / gasps of anger or betrayal may be shared on the back of a postcard : please send to Getagripandmakeaneffort, Private Bag -300, Notachanceville, Goaway City, United States of Idon'tcare....sound of martyr's eyes rolling and chairs being thrown at his head....siiiiigh...duck"