I am really looking for a causal relationship of a carnal nature. 
Said relationships that I want to partake in are often, but not exclusively, known as "FUCK-BUDDIES," "FRIENDS WHO FUCK," "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS," "BOOTY CALLS," "FLING," "THING," "HOOK-UP." “FANTASTIC SEX”
In any event, the essence of what I am looking for will be a general lack a normal relationship of any vanilla kind. I may include at the discretion and agreement of both parties, elements of love, compassion, and are optional.
We should both agree to consensual sexual activity, which in no way constitutes a traditional relationship, hereafter known as an "understanding." A "traditional relationship" is commonly known as, but not limited to, "dating," "serious dating," "long term relationship," "meaningful commitment," "seeing each other," "engagement" or "marriage."
While said understanding may consist of some of the hallmarks of a traditional relationship, any and all use of said hallmarks shall not constitute the development of a traditional relationship from an understanding. Any attempt to form a traditional relationship with the opposite party must be with express written consent. Approved by the presidents of Guatemala, Peru India, and Mars  in triplicate. Any breach of these hallmarks will result in punishment. 
"Hallmarks" of a traditional relationship is defined as, but not limited to, "spending the night in the same bed," "talking about your day, your problems, your dreams, your fears, or even talking at all," "introducing the other party to either your friends or family," "caring one iota for the other person," or "buying the other person breakfast."
Either party may terminate the understanding without notice, although a curt text or e-mail would be considered polite, mature, and evidence of the ability of the terminating party to engage in future understandings.  An understanding does not lapse or terminate if one or both parties move away, lose touch, have a fight, or fail to engage in sexual activity for more than 60 days. In the event of one of the above occurrences a pre-booty courtesy call, text or e-mail is required. Said calls must be made with the utmost discretion so as to avoid unfortunate situations with any mates the other party may have taken during the intervening period. An example of an appropriate call or e-mail follows: "Hello. This is ___________. I'm calling regarding your subscription to the wine of the month club."  The above example is an obvious lie, however, the truth is in no way acceptable or encouraged. Stating your name will identify you, the act of calling will signal your intent, the lie will protect the party receiving the call.

I am recently divorced and am looking for casual sex. I like fucking so couples and single ladies, 

I am here for you.
unfortunately I am not into guys, sorry All