FFS, if you are a single male on here please read the following:

Husband is straight and wife has no interest in men that are remotely inclined towards the same team so don't bother if you are curious, bi-male or the levels above.

If you are married or involved with someone and not playing with consent please do not message us. If you don't host this is likely the reason. Discretion does not equal consent.

The wife has a very specific type she is looking for and so a message that'll grab her attention is the way to go. In other words, face and full body pics after you've introduced yourself. She might just reward you with a pic or album in return.

I'm her standard when it comes to size, 15cm or bigger just personal preference. If we message you and you aren't ticking this box, you have likely piqued our interest.

If you are not White/Caucasian please do not message us.

Guys 50-ish and younger. Average and above bodies. Hygienic and cleanly manscaped (no hair is better). OBVIOUSLY NO DISEASES or Funky junk. We will practice safe sex. No glove, no love. Say no to drugs... respectful party animals welcome.

We are not here for a quick lay but rather to fulfill some fantasies and have an ongoing FWB situation if we click.

If you want your chance to bed my wife the least you can do is read the profile.

If you are single and have read our profile please start your message with Pineapple. Good boys do as they are told 😈

Single ladies: Please do enquire if you like what you see ... our requirements of you are different to men. Wife loves almost all shapes and appreciates someone just like her. A pretty face does a lot for her.

To our future couples

We are a kinky couple venturing into the enticing world of swinging and inviting new sexual partners into our relationship. We are looking for partners younger than 50 (but there's some play room), hygienic/clean (shaved and showered), disease free (OBVIOUSLY!) and drugs are not our thing but respectful party animals welcome. We will practice safe sex. No glove, no love.

We will be down for the experience - try it before saying no. Except skat play. I'm her standard when it comes to size, 15cm or bigger just personal preference. If we message you and you aren't ticking this box, you have likely piqued our interest.

If you like what you see hit us up and lets see if we can have some fun together. We are new to all of this and very excited but we do not want to cross racial boundaries at this point. Some of the couples we have seen are beautiful and there will be a time and place for that.

We are and like:

• down to earth, fun loving people

• the outdoors and off-roading

• good food

• socializing

• vapers (smokers welcome)

We have a life outside of this platform and have offspring so we plan our social lives accordingly.

If you made it to the end without skipping through, well done have some 🎂