Have a very discreet cottage attached to one of our properties CPT Southern Subs, PM me for deets, cash or negotiated kind payment. I only discuss terms with folk who can and will read and write and speak English or Afrikaans in full words. We offer the space primarily as I remember what a chore it was when I was younger and sought something similar for such activities, thus am prepared to be flexible and fully understand all the usual concerns, real and imagined. However, given we are all humans it remains more effort than the milk of human spirit is worth so please don't think my empathy implies charity. I have daily wake to mourn the coins I have to part with and sit shiva on those awful days when one of my currency notes has to pass to another. My wife and I invented wire fighting over a R2 coin our minister dropped at our wedding when he tripped over the curb so please don't liquidate your warm handshakes and IOU - all our welcome, Chines, Japanese, Portuguese, Friz and Lameez however:
Payment please, before the sleaze.