Easy going mid 40s couple, looking for similar couples or bi females with a mature outlook on life and a natural affinity for getting naked. Considered very attractive by most, she's a soft and caring soul who is always well-liked, he's tall, a free spirit greying at a steady rate and sometimes cynical, but with a good sense of humour. Not George Clooney, but not The Hunchback of Notre Dame either.

We're both often a little reserved until our fires are lit. Then, however, the rockets launch. She ends up breaking into impressions of Jenna Jameson (performed with similar zest and a few uninhibited shrieks of pleasure - a rare treat to watch, at the worst of times!) And oh my oh my, she likes to come back for more - giving a new meaning to the Afrikaans slang word, 'Pielvraat'!

Then again, Cock-Gluttony is a hugely admirable trait in a swinging woman, especially when it goes hand in hand with a pallet for fine pussy! Heish, this one, she's a babe. She's the business!

His propeller can go as hard as cast iron steel sometimes (ok, for fuck sake, those pink bullets from the China Mall play a role! - indebted to Grant,the Doyen of Darrenwood, for slipping those into final pre-fornication-preparation one balmy night in the suburbs) - on those occasions he has definite delusions of being Rocco Siffredi, not as much emulating the porn legend's acrobatically sensational performances, rather with borderline perverted sex talk while driving his rod in and out of the nicest pussies. In the right company,this adds extra fuel to the fire and (barring a third or fourth day on a pleasure binge or a short-circuit somewhere in his considerable grey matter), his workmanlike schwanz remains in admirably upright shape.

We enjoy stimulating foreplay with soul kisses and plenty of oral, followed by lusty, heated encounters - complimented perhaps by a few sips of good red wine or whatever else may give you a headstart in that extraordinary sensual buildup when new love partners start exploring.

We hate putting constraints - do's and dont's - in our profile. What is swinging all about after all - shedding your inhibitions and giving yourself over to lust and enjoyment - not being bound at the offset by silly rules! That very same Doyen referred to above and his Lovely Companion once admitted to being Hedonists. Thats a really cool term, innit? Gettit? Like that transvestite sang in 'The Rocky Horror Show':"Give Yourself Over To Absolute Pleasure!" (If you resist, have some warm milk while we call the cops!)

Indeed, if you're not here to bring your cocks and vaginas to the party in full glory - if you're out to limit the participation of one partner or the other it probably sprouts from jealousy and insecurity and then you should not be here in the first place - consider getting the fuck out!

That said, there is a strong case to be made for at least a mini-wave of mutual electricity between partners before copulation takes place - if there is no agreement between all parties concerned, the fucking and sucking should not continue because there will be an odd/odd ones out rubbing genitals against their will. (There can't be anything worse than humping away on a babe that doesn't dig you... has to touch the realms of Necrophilia) No,fuck, no!

Contradicting ourselves? No. Just advocating at least a good measure of consent between everyone concerned, before the action starts. After that, may all hell break loose!

Please be patient if we're slow in responding.

Thank you and may all your efforts this week bear fresh fruit, especially the green stuff we all love so much. (Na, na, na,na na... money, peeps, not dagga!). And then some.

Jeeezus Jones... did we just commit the profile above to a public website. What the fuck is wrog with us!?