"I was in bed with a woman and my phone went off. We were naked and hooking up or whatever. The phone was right on the nightstand though, and I was worried it was work! So, party foul, I got up and checked. She's laying down along the edge of the bed and while I'm standing next to her reading an e-mail she starts jerking/sucking me off. While still reading the phone in my left hand, I reached down between her legs with my...