Really slow in our old age. Will still be on the site and in the pool...say hello if you like!

Low class, uneducated, late forties couple seeking the occasional extra willy for some sexual excitement. 

Don't get hypnotised by the titties, we are ordinary people complete with wrinkles, rolls, muffin tops and hail damage. 

If you're still reading:

Flattery is a fantastic thing. We appreciate the likes and comments,  on the lady's pictures, but if you want to make contact then send a message using imagination, spell check and punctuation. Auto messages/winks will be frowned upon....and probably ignored! This means DON'T SEND ONE! FFS!!

Preference will go to genuinely single, independent, secure guys that can host. All the rest should be openly honest about relationship status and have a plan if recommending a meeting!

We both work so won't entertain weekday/daytime play.

P.S. if you haven't met us, DON'T/ DO NOT/ MOENIE send friend requests.....seriously! SERIOUSLY! FFS Ver 2.O!!

Thanks and keep safe.

"Indulgence instead of Abstinence"