Please all. Stop the BS. 

No single guys - will block you immediately.

Only contact us if you intend to move forward and possibly play with us. No time wasters or fishing for pics. 

We like fun and laughter and have massive sense of humour (usually dark), but love having mind blowing sex above all. 

Respect for the life style and players as well as discretion are non-negotiable. 

She will not chat individually. He is the dominant and she feels safe that way - please respect - as I will do with your lady.

So drop a line for some topdeck fun....