Thank you for coming to see my profile.

A bit about me...

I'm easy to get along with. I'm fun, adventurous, open-minded, curious, kinky, and non-judgemental. After just a short while, you'll feel like you've known me for ages. To me, intelligence and humour is super sexy, and good conversation is the best foreplay! If u typ lyk dis in ur msg we may have a bit of a hard time

I'm here for meet-ups and/or friendships with couples and single females (I'm totally open to double females too, though ;P). I can host (I have my own house in a fairly central suburb). 

For the couples... 

I've been with couples before (some on an on-going basis). Feedback has always been positive. I recognise the fact that I'm the one invited into a relationship (the "stunt dick", if you will). I respect that fact, and all parties involved...so I don't go swinging my dick around like Mrs is mine now, and that she owes me something (I mean...unless that's what you guys are looking for? In which case, let the dick-swinging begin! Who am I to judge? 🤷🏼‍♂️). A general chat beforehand on boundaries (yes's, no's, maybe's, I've-never-tried-that-before-but-want-to's, etc) is a must! Let's not make shit awkward, ok?  Please and thank you.   

Something else I can bring to the table...I have a bunch of different types of toys, restraints, and a bunch of other things that would make you say "Oh...that sounds/looks like fun!". Something I've always wanted to do but haven't gotten the opportunity yet...is to restrain Mrs, deprivate her sight (blindfold) and hearing (earphones?), oil her up, and have all four hands overwhelm her sense of touch with different sensations (like hands, toys, wax, or what ever else appeals to you two).

For the ladies... 

Pretty much the same as above, really...just less Mr's. I've always wanted to try some naughty public kink...so what about having our first meet-and-greet somewhere busy, with a view, a G&T...and a Lovense Lush2 for that extra cherry on top?

I'm keen to hear about your wants and your needs, your likes and your dislikes, your curiosities and your hell-no's! If there's any kink that you've had playing around in your mind for a while, but have never had the right person and/or opportunity to give it a shot, then let me know. Let's see if/how we can make it happen. Wanna be oiled up, massaged, and teased? Keen! Wanna be completely restrained while being tickled? Let's give it a go! Wanna learn how to squirt? I'm in! Loud trance music and disco lights? BJ skills practice? Go for the cunnilingus world record? Naked day at the pool with cocktails? A game of Strip Twister? Doggy style while we both watch X-Files? In! In! In! In! In! Only if it's Season 3.

For the guys... 

First of all, if you've gotten this far, well done! What I've heard from pretty much every woman (and man, frankly)...is that men don't usually read profiles. So, unfortunately, the ones that need to hear this aren't going to, but I'll put it out there anyway...Stop thinking with your f-ing dick! Do better, man, c'mon, ffs 🤦🏼‍♂️

Secondly...I'm flattered at the offers for a beej, or to jerk off with y'all. But I kinda have a preference for women. I'm open to chats, and if you feel THAT strongly about sending me a D-pic...then you go ahead and do you, I won't judge (unless you want me to. That actually might be fun, haha! I hear it in my head like David Attenborough narrating a nature doccie. "What we see here, is the long-haired Erectus Maximus..."). Generally though...the most you're going to get from me in return is some banter, and some well wishes on your hunt for a D. 

For the same-sex female couple... 

I've got a 9 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

(A guy can dream, can't he?)

Last thing...

To me, sex isn't a formulaic, mundane trip in order to reach a destination. It's the journey itself that's the best part! I want us to have fun on our travel and be left feeling like we've just had the most exciting road trip ever!

If you got this far (and actually read it all), thank you, I love you, and I'll be telling my mom about you. If not, you might be one of those ppl who typ lyk dis.

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