A friend told me that this site is frequented by some very strange people, so I figured I should filter out a few folks by asking some serious questions. Please answer carefully:

1) Are you a fan of Justin Bieber?

2) Have you watched more than 2 episodes of Jersey Shore?

If your answers to both questions was 'no', then congratulations, you've passed the first test! If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry!

Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, let me introduce myself...

I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed... When I'm not busy 'saving the world' or 'being awesome', I can be found sitting in my office, feverishly tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Crush. I like to spend my evenings watching re-runs on the Discovery channel while sipping on a glass of Single Malt. I play a mean game of rock-paper-scissors (was the national champion for 2 years straight), and love the smell of coffee in the morning.

Anyway, if you're easy-going and at least 87% awesome, feel free to drop me a line sometime!