so we have been away for a while - life does that sometimes. But we are back, a little older and wiser, and with the knowledge the 95% of the profiles on here contain misleading information and preferences and claims are not backed up in reality. Anyway - there is always the 5%....

We have recently relocated to the overburg area more permanently after a few years of regular short visits. We are in our very early 50’s with an increasing focus on health, fitness and enjoying life. We are not fond of big crowds or parties - we prefer smaller more intimate social events. She is shy to begin with, but when she gets to know you all that changes. We are easy going and apart from school holidays, can entertain at home as well as travel a bit.

We are very straight, have bodies with history and are certainly not gym buddies. We are looking for couples or single guys who are keen to combine some good conversation with some spice in the bedroom. We are easy going and very flexible with arrangements - but no shows really aren’t acceptable without reasonable notice. We know that shit happens sometimes, or you get a case of cold feet (as we have), and that’s Ok if communicated in good time.