Now is the Summer of my discontent

Cape Town is beautiful for sure, but it's not without its challenges. I mean. There's the expectation that I must host even though I can't and the pressure to forego condoms - really guys? I know somewhere out there's a tall cool glass of water to slake my thirst, so I will keep my hopes up and wait, be it impatiently. 😂

To infinity and beyond

Apparently I am a lemming because I've followed the semigration to the Western Cape where I will be living far above my means. Coming to a Table Mountain near you 😜

Wishes for 2024

Those who know, know. It's been a lovely festive season I thank all that made it extra special.

As I take my leave from the site for a couple of months I wish you lots of thrilling encounters.

Be kind to yourself and others. 😘

Previously on the wild Days of my Life:

I can feel it coming in the air, tonight. A great song by Phil Collins with the most recognizable drum-riff in pop music of the 80's. BUT it's also the season of happiness, laughter and much merriment. Let the good times roll on.

One little note for future endeavours: I CANNOT HOST. I'm happy to share the cost, but please show some initiative and come up with a plan.

See ya.

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Hello there Sailor and such😉

This is to let you know that I'll be away from the site for a while. Check back in Spring and I may just put a spring in your step.

Take care 😘 😘 😘

Previously on the wild Days of my Life:

I'm a late bloomer, missed out so much, wanna try lots of stuff.

Having said that and after a wonderful but overwhelming number of messages on the first iteration of this profile please note the following:

* I'm a fat woman (not into pc terms like bbw or body positive) take it into consideration before you offer to 'bend me like a paperclip' (actual quote from a saucy message 😊)

* After quickly realising what some folks are all about, I am no longer sending pics of the JP or any other part of me. Y'all have access to similar pics on porn sites.

* Of course you can see it all in the flesh if you actually care to meet. I cannot host you.

* I do want to give a shout-out to all the people (99% of all)who have welcomed me with genuine intentions of widening my horizons. You literally rock my world😊