First off I’m on here to jack off, if you wanna cam and help me get off I’m down. I cam. You cam. We cam together. 

I’m married so I won’t be meeting up with anyone who isn’t in a relationship, here to swing not to cheat. Also threesomes are not all they’re cracked up to be, so yeah. Fucking is great but there’s no pinnacle when it comes to the top of sexual gratification - it’s more like a plateau. So don’t try and offer something I’ve never had before because I have. I’m well versed… can we jerk off now?