I Honestly thought in 2025 we would be trying to save the penguins, however here we are having to explain basic comms 101..

My Name is Jane, Pretty and Awesome, Intelligent, Respectful. Smart and Hardworking, Pretty clitty and looking for someone to take care of it regularly. I am a soft swing; it's a win-win. If you love cunnilingus, please step forward, I am not selfish, so it will not be one-sided. A bonus if we can be friends, I am a sapio-sexual so I am not interested in YOUR Dick Pics. Please take time to introduce yourself and what you are looking for! Hey!, does nothing we are not horses!

Respect, speaking to me as a gentleman and respecting me as a lady with boundaries, is a turn-on. Flirtatious and intelligent are a bonus. NO ABSOLUTELY NO MARRIED MEN whose partners are UNAWARE of their after-dark activities. You might be the ONE BUT I HATE DRAMA. Don't give it, don't take it. If you are single and want to make contact... READ 1st!

NO still MEANS NO. If you get Pushy, I will get Bushy!!!

Hygiene, Clean and Disease FREE is NON Negotiable...

If you are NOT into other races or want to "discreetly" colour outside the lines... I AM NOT THE ONE. Do Not be A Pic Collector, please do not waste my time, If you are not man enough to show up.. you definitely not man enough! Communicate if you cannot make a meet.. Basic 101..

If you have read up to here and this made you smile, or leave... well you definitely can imagine what other things I can do with my hands and mouth... Chat soon, TaTA☕️🍷🍺