I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother?

So, why not start with a bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I can’t kill a fly, I cried twice like a girl when I watched “Notebook,” I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. 

I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. 

How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?