Let me be perfectly honest here:  I'm not here to make friends.  This is a sex site and that's what I'm looking for. I am in a very happy, yet sexless marriage. That's all you need to know. If this bothers you I suggest you walk away right now.

Because my intelligence is above average I can also hold a decent conversation. My sense of humour is a blend of Billy Connolly, Douglas Adams, Rowan Atkinson, Terry Pratchett, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard, Mad Magazine, Barry Hilton and genetics. My musical tastes have been described as eclectic - I call it I like a little bit of a lot.

I am looking to meet with non-smoking women. Or at least, women who can handle not smoking while they're around me.  Looks are not that important. Of prime importance is your mind, that you enjoy sex and you don't mind the fact that I'm married.

I like boobs, I like giving and receiving oral sex, I like toys for ladies. I don't like pain, anal sex (a real pain in the arse) and people who don't keep their word. I am available mostly during the day, however I could make the odd plan here and there. Weekends are out.

Let's meet over a coffee (who needs alcohol anyway?), chat, share a few laughs and see where it goes from there.

One last thing:  If I take the trouble to contact you and invite you for a coffee, please have the decency to write a reply, even if you aren't interested.  It is, after all, just good manners, n'est pas? I promise I won't bug you after that.