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You want to get to know me, take the time to write something that I will take the time to read!!

Dont just send me your BBM number, i DONT know you damnit !!!!!

FRESHLY single and wanting all the FUN that's out there to come my way.

Sometimes it’s important that 2 minds meet first… … the rest will follow REAL soon hehehehe.

So if you suffer from PSAS (Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome) and you don’t have half a brain cell, don’t bother.

So here is the short version:

- No, i'm not looking for a husband.

- No, i'm not into one night stands.

- No, I don't want a serious relationship.

- Yes, I am looking for someone to meet on a regular basis.

Three no's and just one Yes... ... ... So i'm full of bullshit.. ... ... jeeeeeeez, work with me here!!

Old enough to know better, but young enough to care less! So if you're under 30, dont bother, im not playing mommy to anyone!!

I have been told to ENJOY … … … so that’s what I’m planning on doing!

I’m picky and open to explore my wild side.

PLEASE, I’m not anyone’s Dear, Darling, Sweetie or Babes until you know me... ... and then it's still suspect lol.

So yes, I’m full of bullshit and I smoke, deal with it.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best!

I don’t expect a knight in shining armour (those died with hopes and beliefs) but it doesn’t give you the right to act like a prick wrapped up in tin foil!

“It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep.” (Chas. Austin Bates)

So let’s chat