+UPDATE+ 3/30/21

We have formulated a questionnaire in order to make the next few minutes really easy for you by asking the following simple questions.*sidebar* (if you find the above offensive and feel the need to muster the full might of the dusty old Oxford Dictionary lying under your Limited Edition box set of "Self Motivation for the Modern Man", and send us nasty msg then...as you were soldier) 

Please note that if you answer NO to question 1 there is no need to continue. If however you answered NO to both questions, what in sweet Jesus are you doing here!

1.  Will you/partner be completely comfortable with seeing you/partner sexually active with another person?

2. Are you/partner content with playtime directly after a successful meet and greet?

3. Refer again to question 1 and ensure communication between you and your partner clear, honest and open.

 Great! Now that that's out the way

Fun, open minded and super adventurous couple looking to explore and meet some great people along the way. We pride ourselves in being happy, healthy and just a little crazy. We enjoy hosting and having a laugh with down to earth people, whether its sexy fun games indoors or a night out, we game. And if we’re a match, lets play! T&Cs apply

What's the best policy? (Need to know's) :

● No pick. No Lick.( If you are hiding your gorgeous physique from a reasonably sheltered, semi discreet online community by not having any pictures at all, well then your in the wrong line of business honey, maybe try paypal WebCams)

● The lady/ladies are Queen. The proverbial Buck starts and stops with them.

● "Ja I'm totally cool with just watching".. (said NO honest man ever!)

● We don't do hard S&M (she slaps back)

● We don't do MMF, this isn't a Pitch and Play. Single Males we will definitely accept random friend requests, but only tomorrow. FYI, read this tomorrow again before you send your request. 

● If we share contact numbers via inbox for , that would indicate to us that you would like to chat further, in order to meet up, so kindly do just that. (we all know what the double blue tick means by now and I sure as balls didn't just walk to the corner café to top up my data and buy a Fizzer for nothing!)