THE CHEFFF RECOMMEND: Take your time to choose your male wisely. Pick one mature enough to savour the taste, carefull, too fresh will loose flavour quickly, yet too mature might go off to soon! Now marinate well with all life's experiences, the good as well as the bad, then brush off all the bad so that only the lessons learned remains.

Now add fair amounts of fitness and good health, baste generously with good looks, charm and self confidence, carefull not to overdo it! Now squeeze a few drops of undiluted sex-appeal, top it off with a pinch of shyness. Now place in a dish that is well prepared with security, stability, exceptional integrity, as well as good hygiene. Sprinkle with gratious amounts of laughter and fun, a whole can of naughtyness and please dont forget the wicked sense of humour! This will seal all the moisture inside, only allowed to leak at designated areas, causing a flavour that is just out of this world! Place in life's oven and bake for about 40yrs, or untill well done. Must be soft on the inside with lots of sincerity and love, a bit harder but not crispy on the outside. Can be slightly tanned depending on the season.

In the meantime, on the side, mix seperately heartbroken sorrow, hardships hurt feelings, loneliness and deception, just enough to create the correct combination of compassion and the understanding of others, accepting without judging, helping in stead of rejecting. Prepare desert simply by saying hello, meeting and enjoying what we have to offer each other,lots of fun, endless laughter, sexually uninhibited, constantly exploring and daring the boundries! Oen a new bottle of openminded and empty. Then lets make the sun, moon and all their stars dance for us....

Now, take your male out of the oven, season with any other spices your heart desire, add the side dish and dont forget the desert! Place on a table of the future unknown, carefully set with endlees possibilities and heaps of adventures.

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ENJOY!

Please note that this dish can be enjoyed anywhere, anytime and anyhow, but serves best on a deserted beach at sunset, with a good bottle of red...