Last week of January 2025 Update:

A side effect of being digital nomads, Zenithe and I are now both in Hartbeespoort for a couple of weeks (Strike that, Rome was not dismantled in a week). We should be back in Jeffreys Bay mid May. This packing malarky is easier said than done. Besides we love to have fun too......

Her Profile (It is few on words and more in pictures)

Zenithe grew up running barefoot and speaking Afrikaans on a farm and matured into an insane, 420 friendly Pagan, who lives large & believes in taking charge (BDSM fetish). She is bisexual, an adult content creator (we met on a shoot), she has the most awesome labia lips and is one of the tightest woman I have had the privilege to have sex with. She has one hard and fast rule, NO BUM STUFF! The rest is all part of the magic that is Zenithe. I think she is the best a man or woman can get, but then I am biased, he said.

We swing as a couple and as individuals. We do however both share a delight for the female form. I know it's complicated, but then we do have smart phones.

NOTE TO THE MALE SPECIES

Zenithe is picky (F*@k knows how I got lucky enough to be her partner). When Zenithe is informed that you have a penis and it should turn her on, she is prone to utter caustic one liners and follow up with a liberal dose of F-Bombs that would make Gordon Ramsay blush. Dick pictures will cost you, as she charges to look and to rate them. She does sound like a Shania Twain song, when sent a Dick pic. Single guys approach at your peril. Case in point from a recent message:

Single Male messages Zenithe:

When are u free dtf

i can drive to u

I mean when are u in jhb

Hey zenith, we are extremely close to each other, would love to experience all of u babe

Zenithe's Reply:

To begin with, my name is Zenithe. I must say, your command of English leaves much to be desired; it seems as if your fondest memories of school, were the 3 years you were in the eighth grade. Honestly, wouldn’t a proper introduction be more fitting than the nonsense your confused mind considers a greeting? Regarding your last comment, do you honestly believe I give a flying fuck about what you want to experience? Maybe you should have consulted me first—do I not have a say in this? Now, do yourself a favour: go back to school, learn some manners, and appreciate the fact that you’re still breathing.

His Profile (It is more words and fewer pictures)

If you've are reading this because you had a like or a friend request, well you got this far...take a few more seconds to read on... Not sure if you need a one liner or a John Grisham novel about me to arouse your interest. I will NOT contact you further unless you request it or accept the friend request. For this to work there must be a spark and a meeting of the minds. Don't ask for pictures. Friendship first, the rest will happen when and if all of us have the desire.

Profile starts here (This is my Sex appeal, please give generously))

About Me: I think I am easy on the eye, a funny & intelligent guy, who is clean shaved, condom friendly and a cunnilingist. Yes, I am older, but wiser and more recycled horny teenager than flatulent codger. I am fit, have a BMI that is well within range and run a 10km in less than an hour. If my age is barrier, thanks for reading this far, good luck with your quest. I wish you all the best.  

Still reading? That's awesome! Now I could tell you that, I have the stamina of the Duracell Bunny, last as long as the payments on a new Merc and have dick with stallion like proportions. Only problem with exaggerating my prowess, is that I do actually pitch up and then disappoint and that is not me. You will need to decide for yourself if I tick your boxes and have the ability to exceed your expectations. That said, feel free to chat and ask me anything before we have a no expectations meeting. I have a no expectations policy and am consequently never disappointed. 

What am I looking for: Genuine swingers who share pleasure. I am rapidly beginning to wonder if there are any sexy people out there who genuinely want some fun... I would prefer to play with a couple as part of a 3some. If you are part of a couple and want to swing on your own, then be honest. This keeps things simple and I am here for mutual pleasure not to be part of a TV soapie.

Talking of TV for those that are into making movies, I have the equipment. No silly, I am talking about the video & edit equipment. So if you need some Star Treatment, let me know. Me & my equipment travel well and often. My profile header will be an example of my art, once the Admins approve. You can find my portfolio online, so just ask if you want to see my art. 

As a swinger, I've been on here a while (13 years as the site keeps reminding me) longer under another nick on the UK site. I have met some truly awesome folk over the years, who I don't use as trophies on my profile (discretion being the name of the game).  I have played with a few members on a long term basis and value these relationships. Had my fair share of one night stands and had some shocking experiences for which I'll probably need therapy for years to come. 

I am no longer single, I have found that elusive unicorn, a mysterious bisexual woman masquerading as plain Jane, yet confident enough to know she is hot, open minded and knows who she is going home with. Life is good.